The SFSU of
Democratic Socialists
In battle, pride of place in front of the whole world.
Nikolai Demichev
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The SFSU of CTALNH is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nikolai Demichev with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 11.01 billion Ctalnhians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strato Bayaut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ctalnhian economy, worth a remarkable 3,032 trillion Stalikoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 275,393 Stalikoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and CTALNH is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CTALNH's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CTALNH is ranked 102nd in The Communist Region and 119,290th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -35 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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