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“Workers of the world, unite!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The Communist Region


The SFSU of CTALNH is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nikolai Demichev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.324 billion Ctalnhians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparta. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

Police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CTALNH's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Staliko.

CTALNH is ranked 1st in The Communist Region and 1,567th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 201 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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by Max Barry

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