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“Workers of the world, unite!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The Communist Region


The SFSU of CTALNH is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nikolai Demichev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.146 billion Ctalnhians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparta. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

Max Barry is this year's Miss CTALNH, nine out of ten citizens of CTALNH answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, the government is avowedly atheist, and police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CTALNH's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Staliko.

CTALNH is ranked 126th in The Communist Region and 103,318th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -4 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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