The SFSU of
Democratic Socialists
In battle, pride of place in front of the whole world.
Nikolai Demichev
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The SFSU of CTALNH is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nikolai Demichev with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.832 billion Ctalnhians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strato Bayaut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ctalnhian economy, worth a remarkable 2,975 trillion Stalikoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 274,722 Stalikoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the only places to see Crows now are at local zoos, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CTALNH's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CTALNH is ranked 1st in The Communist Region and 88th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 86 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 68 minutes ago: CTALNH was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: #1).
  • 1 day ago: CTALNH was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: #1).
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in CTALNH, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 7 days ago: CTALNH was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: #1).
  • 7 days ago: CTALNH was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 7 days ago: CTALNH lodged a message on the The Communist Region Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: CTALNH lodged a message on the The Communist Region Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: CTALNH lodged a message on the The Communist Region Regional Message Board.
  • 8 days ago: CTALNH was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 8 days ago: CTALNH was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Inclusive.

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