The SFSU of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In battle, pride of place in front of the whole world.
Nikolai Demichev
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The SFSU of CTALNH is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nikolai Demichev with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, strictly enforced bedtime, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.438 billion Ctalnhians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strato Bayaut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ctalnhian economy, worth a remarkable 2,856 trillion Stalikoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 273,683 Stalikoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CTALNH's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CTALNH is ranked 107th in The Communist Region and 140,045th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -87 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in CTALNH, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in CTALNH, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: CTALNH was endorsed by The United Communes of New Celle.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in CTALNH, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in CTALNH, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in CTALNH, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to make doctors appointments.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in CTALNH, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in CTALNH, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in CTALNH, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in CTALNH, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.

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