The SFSU of
New York Times Democracy
In battle, pride of place in front of the whole world.
Nikolai Demichev
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The SFSU of CTALNH is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nikolai Demichev with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.133 billion Ctalnhians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strato Bayaut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ctalnhian economy, worth a remarkable 2,758 trillion Stalikoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 272,207 Stalikoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Main battle tanks stalk the woods of CTALNH in search of Crows, private law firms are unheard of, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CTALNH's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CTALNH is ranked 1st in The Communist Region and 1,759th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: CTALNH was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in CTALNH, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: CTALNH voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Democratia"".
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: CTALNH was endorsed by The Free Land of Republic of Ergos-Satzlivotsk.
  • 4 days ago: CTALNH was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 4 days ago: CTALNH was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 4 days ago: CTALNH voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Looting and Pillage".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in CTALNH, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 8 days ago: CTALNH fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 9 days ago: CTALNH lodged a message on the The Communist Region Regional Message Board.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » Nedvia, USSRs, Palian, NESSR, United Socialist Republics of LAN, and Republic of Ergos-Satzlivotsk.

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