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The Republic of CSS

“I'm off the hook.”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Republic of CSS is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.151 billion CSSians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CSS City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient CSSian economy, worth a remarkable 2,210 trillion Reais a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 309,088 Reais, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,681,141 per year while the poor average 29,217, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

A punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. CSS's national animal is the Box Model, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

CSS is ranked 7th in Balder and 247th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 13 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in CSS, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in CSS, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in CSS, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in CSS, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in CSS, scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in CSS, the use of martial arts is banned.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in CSS, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in CSS, CSS has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in CSS, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in CSS, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.

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