The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
I'm off the hook.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of CSS is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 7.378 billion CSSians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CSS City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient CSSian economy, worth a remarkable 2,249 trillion Reais a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 304,865 Reais, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,510,777 per year while the poor average 34,885, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

The CSS Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and the nation is completely gun-free. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem. CSS's national animal is the Box Model, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

CSS is ranked 3,900th in Balder and 125,511th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -24 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: CSS was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: CSS was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in CSS, the nation is completely gun-free.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in CSS, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 6 days ago: CSS was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in CSS, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in CSS, the CSS Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • 7 days ago: CSS fell out of the world Top 1% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 7 days ago: CSS fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in CSS, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.

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