Most Efficient Economies: 60th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 152nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 174th
The Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I'm off the hook.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Republic of CSS is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 10.112 billion CSSians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cascade Sity Structure. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient CSSian economy, worth a remarkable 3,223 trillion Reais a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 318,790 Reais, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,766,218 per year while the poor average 28,944, a ratio of 61.0 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. CSS's national animal is the Box Model, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

CSS is ranked 170,070th in the world and 4,412th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 13.18 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 60thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 152ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 174thLargest Gambling Industry: 213thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 256thFattest Citizens: 296thMost Avoided: 354thLargest Retail Industry: 387thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 395thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 525thMost Primitive: 525thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 571stMost Ignorant Citizens: 690thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 692ndHighest Average Incomes: 946thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 964thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,001stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,024thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,304thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,564thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,700thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,794thHighest Economic Output: 1,812thLargest Mining Sector: 1,888thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,158thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,290thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,881stRudest Citizens: 3,781stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,283rdMost Pro-Market: 5,343rdHighest Crime Rates: 7,792ndTop
Largest Populations: 10,649thLargest Black Market: 11,587thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,801stMost Armed: 14,595thLargest Governments: 15,031stMost Stationary: 16,634thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,764th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Primitive: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 46th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 71st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 88th in the regionRudest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 115th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 128th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 129th in the regionMost Stationary: 197th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 249th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 269th in the regionLargest Populations: 312th in the regionMost Influential: 401st in the regionMost Armed: 418th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CSS was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : CSS was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : CSS was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : CSS was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : CSS was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : CSS was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Most Efficient Economies, Largest Soda Pop Sector, and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : CSS was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : CSS was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • : CSS was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : CSS was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Dominion of Senidel, infecting 1 million survivors.


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