The Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I'm off the hook.
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of CSS is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 9.425 billion CSSians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cascade Sity Structure. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient CSSian economy, worth a remarkable 2,889 trillion Reais a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 306,547 Reais, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,709,001 per year while the poor average 27,452, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. CSS's national animal is the Box Model, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

CSS is ranked 6th in Balder and 233rd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 13 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CSS was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • : CSS was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : CSS was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Dominion of Senidel, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : CSS was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Dominion of Senidel, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : CSS was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Dominion of Senidel, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : CSS was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Dominion of Senidel, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : CSS was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Dominion of Senidel, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : CSS was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The United States of Xenomorphia, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : CSS was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Chibiskaya, killing 8 million zombies.
  • : CSS was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Chibiskaya, killing 9 million zombies.

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