The ǮMk of
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Retired 8/29/15, Death by Arby's
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The ǮMk of Crumstain is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Karina Einarsson with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.298 billion Crumstainians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crumstainian economy, worth 590 trillion Coalition Aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 80,861 Coalition Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, Crumstain's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 77th in International Northwestern Union and 56,643rd in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 62 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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