The Malkbaconne Papacy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
The Speaker for Malkbaconne, May his light guide us all
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The Malkbaconne Papacy of Crumstain is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pope Crumstain IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.219 billion Crumstainites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crumstainian economy, worth 389 trillion Crummies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,612 Crummies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Crumstain, abortions are routinely performed in Crumstain's hospitals, and large areas of Crumstain are not accessible by the public. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 32nd in International Northwestern Union and 11,814th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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