The Malkbaconne Papacy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
The Speaker for Malkbaconne, May his light guide us all
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Malkbaconne Papacy of Crumstain is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Pope Crumstain IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.36 billion Crumstainites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crumstainian economy, worth 400 trillion Crummies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,002 Crummies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Crumstain, abortions are routinely performed in Crumstain's hospitals, and large areas of Crumstain are not accessible by the public. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 115th in International Northwestern Union and 132,904th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -51 Smiles Per Hour (net).

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