The Grand Northern Federation of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Pah Yein Faal Drog, Un Alun Viintaas Kun
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Grand Northern Federation of Crumstain is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Churovki with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.701 billion Crumstainians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crumstainian economy, worth 440 trillion Coalition Aurumss a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,714 Coalition Aurumss, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Crumstain to be bombproof, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 18th in International Northwestern Union and 6,112th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 23 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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