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The Noble Elective Republic of Crumstain

“2+2=5”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: International Northern Union

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The Noble Elective Republic of Crumstain is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Branson with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed population of 4.887 billion Crumstainites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branson. The average income tax rate is 58%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, the world outside is only known of in folklore, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Malkbaconne, and its currency is the Crummy.

Crumstain is ranked 22nd in International Northern Union and 8,652nd in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 31 on the Enoch Index.

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