The Commonwealth State of
Democratic Socialists
Trippin' balls since the winter of '96
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Political Freedom
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The Commonwealth State of Crumstain is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Karina Einarsson with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.826 billion Crumstainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crumstainian economy, worth 707 trillion Coalition Aurums a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,388 Coalition Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, government policy is dictated by Malkbaconne, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 46th in International Northwestern Union and 14,337th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 227 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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