Most Influential: 1,118th Most Beautiful Environments: 3,067th Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,124th
The Honey Badger Justice of
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The Honey Badger Justice of Crumstain is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Karina Einarsson with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.129 billion Crumstainians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crumstainian economy, worth 871 trillion Coalition Aurums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 95,481 Coalition Aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Coalition Aurum battlesuits, and Northern Steed is one of the most popular forenames in Crumstain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 21,628th in the world and 52nd in International Northwestern Union for Highest Poor Incomes, with 64,023.75 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,067thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,124thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,202ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,227thBest Weather: 3,701stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,255thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,661stMost Cultured: 4,799thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,413thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,678thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,846thHealthiest Citizens: 5,932ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,961stTop
Most Devout: 7,453rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,630thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,870thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,913thHighest Drug Use: 8,384thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,486thMost Developed: 9,990thLargest Governments: 11,693rdHighest Economic Output: 11,995thSmartest Citizens: 13,132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,465thLargest Populations: 13,489thLowest Crime Rates: 14,197thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,685th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the region

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