Most Influential: 1,110th Most Beautiful Environments: 3,173rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,176th
The Honey Badger Justice of
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The Honey Badger Justice of Crumstain is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Karina Einarsson with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.299 billion Crumstainians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crumstainian economy, worth 890 trillion Coalition Aurums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 95,795 Coalition Aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Coalition Aurum battlesuits, and Northern Steed is one of the most popular forenames in Crumstain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 11,561st in the world and 31st in International Northwestern Union for Largest Governments, scoring 32.23 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Influential: 1,110thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,176thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,258thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,277thBest Weather: 3,788thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,689thMost Cultured: 4,831stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,518thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,538thHealthiest Citizens: 5,921stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,081stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,290thMost Devout: 7,341stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,478thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,075thHighest Drug Use: 8,332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,417thTop
Most Developed: 10,022ndLargest Governments: 11,561stHighest Economic Output: 11,843rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,032ndSmartest Citizens: 13,244thLargest Populations: 13,279thLowest Crime Rates: 14,063rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,783rd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the region

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