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The Upvoting Redditors of Crumstain is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed population of 2.286 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumlahoma City. The average income tax rate is 85%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, nude art is becoming wildly popular, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Perverted Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Crummy.

Crumstain is ranked 54th in The United Reddit Nations and 121,500th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 4 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and