Population | 25.997 billion |
Capital | Crumstainia |
Leader | Prime Minister Eagle Cockchafer |
Faith | Malkbaconne |
Currency | NorBuck |
Animal | Northern Steed |
The Flush Reich of Crumstain is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Eagle Cockchafer with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 25.997 billion Crumstainians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Crumstainian economy, worth a remarkable 2,855 trillion NorBucks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,828 NorBucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Classes at Crumstainia University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, the atmosphere in Crumstainian boardrooms is turning more gay, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.
Crumstain is ranked 5,967th in the world and 5th in International Northwestern Union for Most Cultured, scoring 152 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crumstain lodged a message on the International Northwestern Union Regional Message Board.
- : Crumstain lodged a message on the International Northwestern Union Regional Message Board.
- : Crumstain lodged a message on the International Northwestern Union Regional Message Board.
- : Crumstain lodged a message on the International Northwestern Union Regional Message Board.
- : Crumstain lodged a message on the International Northwestern Union Regional Message Board.
- : Crumstain lodged a message on the International Northwestern Union Regional Message Board.
- : Crumstain lodged a message on the International Northwestern Union Regional Message Board.
- : Crumstain lodged a message on the International Northwestern Union Regional Message Board.
- : Crumstain lodged a message on the International Northwestern Union Regional Message Board.
- : Crumstain lodged a message on the International Northwestern Union Regional Message Board.