Most Influential: 1,083rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,333rd Most Beautiful Environments: 3,427th
The Toilet Stall Jailbird of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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The Toilet Stall Jailbird of Crumstain is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Karina Einarsson with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.79 billion Crumstainians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crumstainian economy, worth 938 trillion Coalition Aurums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 95,913 Coalition Aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Coalition Aurum battlesuits, and Northern Steed is one of the most popular forenames in Crumstain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 1,083rd in the world and 8th in International Northwestern Union for Most Influential, scoring 34,028 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Influential: 1,083rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,333rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,427thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,469thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,762ndBest Weather: 3,994thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,347thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,742ndMost Cultured: 5,053rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,345thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,857thHealthiest Citizens: 5,928thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,460thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,486thMost Devout: 7,513thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,326thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,613thHighest Drug Use: 9,261stTop
Most Developed: 10,724thHighest Economic Output: 11,612thLargest Governments: 11,667thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,536thLargest Populations: 12,680thSmartest Citizens: 13,650thLowest Crime Rates: 14,202ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,935th
Highest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the region

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