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The Crumstainite Empire of Crumstain

“Strength and Honor”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: International Northern Union


The Crumstainite Empire of Crumstain is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Zakry Crum with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 4.339 billion enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zakry. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Crumstainism, and its currency is the Crummy.

Crumstain is ranked 12th in International Northern Union and 32,207th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 82 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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