Most Influential: 1,100th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,243rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,361st
The Toilet Stall Jailbird of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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The Toilet Stall Jailbird of Crumstain is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Karina Einarsson with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.659 billion Crumstainians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crumstainian economy, worth 926 trillion Coalition Aurums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 95,913 Coalition Aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Coalition Aurum battlesuits, and Northern Steed is one of the most popular forenames in Crumstain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 179,777th in the world and 116th in International Northwestern Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -29.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 1,100thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,243rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,361stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,387thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,490thBest Weather: 3,979thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,347thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,676thMost Cultured: 5,005thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,465thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,503rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,821stHealthiest Citizens: 5,950thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,316thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,384thMost Devout: 7,448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,487thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,274thHighest Drug Use: 8,368thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,640thTop
Most Developed: 10,693rdLargest Governments: 11,664thHighest Economic Output: 11,666thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,668thLargest Populations: 12,736thSmartest Citizens: 13,520thLowest Crime Rates: 14,103rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,516th
Highest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the region

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