Most Influential: 1,169th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,730th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,997th
The Rip City Republic of
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The Rip City Republic of Crumstain is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Karina Einarsson with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.786 billion Crumstainians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crumstainian economy, worth 837 trillion Coalition Aurums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 95,375 Coalition Aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Coalition Aurum battlesuits, and Northern Steed is one of the most popular forenames in Crumstain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 3,565th in the world and 12th in International Northwestern Union for Best Weather, with 263 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Influential: 1,169thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,730thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,997thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,004thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,096thBest Weather: 3,565thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,980thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,036thMost Cultured: 4,395thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,222ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,340thHealthiest Citizens: 5,544thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,802ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,236thMost Devout: 7,352ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,394thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,496thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,914thMost Developed: 8,813thHighest Drug Use: 9,369thTop
Largest Governments: 11,028thHighest Economic Output: 12,095thSmartest Citizens: 12,645thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,258thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,357thLargest Populations: 13,839thLowest Crime Rates: 13,964th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the region

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