The ǮMk of
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The ǮMk of Crumstain is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Karina Einarsson with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.142 billion Crumstainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crumstainian economy, worth 571 trillion Coalition Aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 80,077 Coalition Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 19th in International Northwestern Union and 4,556th in the world for Best Weather, with 117 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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