The Monarchy of
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11/10 citizens agree, least corrupt state in the INWU!
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The Monarchy of Crumstain is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Karina Einarsson with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.506 billion Crumstainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Crumstainian economy, worth 673 trillion Coalition Aurums a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,673 Coalition Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 136th in International Northwestern Union and 117,355th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -507 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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