Most Influential: 1,158th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,861st Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,871st
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Catch U Next Tuesday
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The Republic of Crumstain is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Karina Einarsson with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.9 billion Crumstainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crumstainian economy, worth 848 trillion Coalition Aurums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 95,362 Coalition Aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Coalition Aurum battlesuits, and Northern Steed is one of the most popular forenames in Crumstain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 5,300th in the world and 10th in International Northwestern Union for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,732.84 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,861stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,871stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,041stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,185thBest Weather: 3,715thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,132ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,343rdMost Cultured: 4,588thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,300thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,591stHealthiest Citizens: 5,724thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,772ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,565thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,437thMost Devout: 7,459thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,609thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,887thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,054thTop
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Most Developed: 9,193rdHighest Drug Use: 10,682ndLargest Governments: 11,351stHighest Economic Output: 12,085thSmartest Citizens: 12,921stLargest Populations: 13,692ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,904thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,915thLowest Crime Rates: 14,067th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the region

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