The ǮMk of
Democratic Socialists
Pah Yein Faal Drog, Un Alun Viintaas Kun
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The ǮMk of Crumstain is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Churovki with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.944 billion Crumstainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Crumstainian economy, worth 502 trillion Coalition Aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,391 Coalition Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, voting is compulsory, and movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 25th in International Northwestern Union and 11,756th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 15 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

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