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The INWU-FA Minister of Crumstain

“Praisith thee Malkbaconne!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: International Northwestern Union


The INWU-FA Minister of Crumstain is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Branson with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 5.438 billion Crumstainites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 70%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Crumstain with a very polite populace, and people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Malkbaconne, and its currency is the Crummy.

Crumstain is ranked 76th in International Northwestern Union and 89,223rd in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -9 on the Hayek Index.

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