The Nordic Commonwealth State of
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The Nordic Commonwealth State of Crumstain is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Karina Einarsson with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.267 billion Crumstainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumstainia. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Crumstainian economy, worth 777 trillion Coalition Aurums a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,011 Coalition Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Crumstain after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and conspiracy theorists allege Crumstainia's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crumstain's national animal is the Northern Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Malkbaconne.

Crumstain is ranked 27th in International Northwestern Union and 12,205th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 168.419 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

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