The High Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
No Surrender
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The High Kingdom of Cruithnig is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Craigavon IV with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.943 billion Cruithnes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Béal Átha Seanaidh. The average income tax rate is 83.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cruithnigian economy, worth 894 trillion Fádas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 180,879 Fádas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cruithnig's national animal is the Ulster Hound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cruithnig Ethnic and National Supemacy.

Cruithnig is ranked 537th in The Kingdom of Great Britain and 114,639th in the world for Best Weather, with -212 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cruithnig fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Cruithnig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Cruithnig was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Cruithnig was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Cruithnig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • : Cruithnig was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruithnig, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruithnig, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruithnig, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cruithnig, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.

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