The High Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
No Surrender
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The High Kingdom of Cruithnig is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Craigavon IV with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.729 billion Cruithnes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Béal Átha Seanaidh. The average income tax rate is 82.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cruithnigian economy, worth 854 trillion Fádas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 180,647 Fádas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, and police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cruithnig's national animal is the Ulster Hound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cruithnig Ethnic and National Supemacy.

Cruithnig is ranked 11th in The Kingdom of Great Britain and 6,117th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 34 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 24 minutes ago: Cruithnig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 70 minutes ago: Cruithnig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 1 day ago: Cruithnig was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cruithnig, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cruithnig, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cruithnig, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cruithnig, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cruithnig, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Cruithnig changed its national nation type to "High Kingdom".
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Cruithnig was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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