Largest Agricultural Sector: 849th Most Secular: 3,801st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,595th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fortune favours the crow
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Republic of CrowMagic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Premier Crow with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.247 billion CrowMagicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McLeod City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.4%.

The frighteningly efficient CrowMagician economy, worth 593 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 139,769 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrowMagic's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CrowMagic is ranked 92,325th in the world and 1,835th in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 0.16 Stalins.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 849thTop
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Most Secular: 3,801stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,595thSafest: 4,998thMost Average: 5,374thLargest Retail Industry: 6,711thMost Developed: 6,950thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,289thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,509thHealthiest Citizens: 10,636thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,170thSmartest Citizens: 12,946thHighest Average Incomes: 13,077thMost Efficient Economies: 13,707thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,619thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,823rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 60th in the regionMost Secular: 76th in the regionSafest: 87th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 104th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 125th in the regionMost Developed: 131st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 151st in the regionMost Average: 175th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 180th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 210th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 230th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 249th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 260th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 266th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CrowMagic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.
  • : CrowMagic was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, Crows are considered a delicacy.
  • : CrowMagic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.

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