NationStates | The Kingdom of Crookfur

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“Always trust people but not the devil inside them”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights: Superb	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Excessive

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Vaguely Atlantic

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Kingdom of Crookfur is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Cameron IV with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 18.539 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirkhill. The average income tax rate is 23%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime is totally unknown. Crookfur's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the pound.

Crookfur is ranked 1st in Vaguely Atlantic and 2,572nd in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 87 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Founder Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured Top 5% of the world for Most Devout Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry Top 1% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of the world for Best Weather

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 98 minutes ago

17 hours ago: Crookfur was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 10%).
2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Crookfur, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
4 days ago: Crookfur was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Crookfur, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in Crookfur, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Crookfur, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Crookfur, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Crookfur, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests.
13 days ago: Following new legislation in Crookfur, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
14 days ago: Following new legislation in Crookfur, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Crookfur in search of foxs.

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