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The Queendom of Crocroatia

“Semper in retard”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Central Eastern Europe

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The Queendom of Crocroatia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ice Queen with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, intelligent population of 4.44 billion Crocroatians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donja Klada. The average income tax rate is 17%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Crocroatia's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Pula.

Crocroatia is ranked 17th in Central Eastern Europe and 89,814th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Crocroatia's influence in Central Eastern Europe rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 18 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).
  • 19 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 22 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 10%).
  • 23 days ago: Crocroatia's influence in Central Eastern Europe fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • 24 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 26 days ago: Crocroatia's influence in Central Eastern Europe rose from "Diplomat" to "Negotiator".
  • 51 days ago: Crocroatia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.

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