“Semper in retard”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Regional Influence: Envoy
Location: Central Eastern Europe
The Queendom of Crocroatia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ice Queen with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 2.556 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donja Klada. The average income tax rate is 8%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.
The government is reining in public spending, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Crocroatia's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Pula.
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 15 hours ago
- 15 days ago: Crocroatia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
- 27 days ago: Crocroatia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
- 30 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
- 31 days ago: Crocroatia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- 31 days ago: Crocroatia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- 33 days ago: Crocroatia was endorsed by The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen.
- 34 days ago: Crocroatia was endorsed by The Most Imperial Land of of Rotredenia.
- 40 days ago: Crocroatia was struck by a Cure Missile from The Brave New World of Letonija, curing 28 million infected.
- 40 days ago: Crocroatia was struck by a Cure Missile from The Brave New World of Letonija, curing 21 million infected.
- 40 days ago: Crocroatia was struck by a Cure Missile from The Brave New World of Letonija, curing 55 million infected.