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The Queendom of Crocroatia

“Semper in retard”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Central Eastern Europe

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The Queendom of Crocroatia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ice Queen with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 4.414 billion, 1.926 billion of whom are zombies, Crocroatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donja Klada. The average income tax rate is 17%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Crocroatia's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Pula.

Crocroatia is ranked 17th in Central Eastern Europe and 107,674th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Crocroatia is currently considering its options.

People: 2,487,916,236

Zombies: 1,926,206,143

Dead: 102,054,335

Survival Rate: 55.09%

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