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The Queendom of Crocroatia

“Semper in retard”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Central Eastern Europe

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The Queendom of Crocroatia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ice Queen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.359 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donja Klada. The average income tax rate is 9%. A robust private sector is dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is pervasive, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Crocroatia's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Pula.

Crocroatia is ranked 11th in Central Eastern Europe and 117,671st in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -4 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 6 days ago: CrocroatiaCrocroatia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in CrocroatiaCrocroatia, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in CrocroatiaCrocroatia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in CrocroatiaCrocroatia, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in CrocroatiaCrocroatia, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 30 days ago: CrocroatiaCrocroatia was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in CrocroatiaCrocroatia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 33 days ago: CrocroatiaCrocroatia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in CrocroatiaCrocroatia, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in CrocroatiaCrocroatia, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.

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Endorsements Received: 2 (ButaleButale, CroisraelCroisrael)

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