“Semper in retard”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Regional Influence: Diplomat
Location: Central Eastern Europe
The Queendom of Crocroatia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ice Queen with a fair hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.079 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donja Klada. The average income tax rate is 7%. A small private sector is dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry.
Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Crocroatia's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Pula.
Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago
- 1 day 9 hours ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
- 1 day 22 hours ago: Crocroatia's influence in Central Eastern Europe rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- 10 days ago: Crocroatia was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- 19 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- 24 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- 26 days ago: Crocroatia was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Naraevia.
- 32 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
- 33 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- 34 days ago: Crocroatia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
- 37 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.