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The Queendom of Crocroatia

“Semper in retard”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Central Eastern Europe

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The Queendom of Crocroatia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ice Queen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.326 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donja Klada. The average income tax rate is 10%. A small private sector is dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Crocroatia's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Pula.

Crocroatia is ranked 26th in Central Eastern Europe and 112,510th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -399 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Crocroatia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Crocroatia, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • 11 days ago: Crocroatia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 25 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pacifist.
  • 28 days ago: Crocroatia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 33 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 36 days ago: Crocroatia's influence in Central Eastern Europe rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • 39 days ago: Crocroatia's influence in Central Eastern Europe fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • 42 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 42 days ago: Crocroatia's influence in Central Eastern Europe rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".

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