“Semper in retard”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Regional Influence: Diplomat
Location: Central Eastern Europe
The Queendom of Crocroatia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ice Queen with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.91 billion Crocroatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donja Klada. The average income tax rate is 16%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Crocroatia's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Pula.
Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago
- 22 hours ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
- 3 days 23 hours ago: Crocroatia was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- 22 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- 25 days ago: Crocroatia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
- 26 days ago: Crocroatia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
- 31 days ago: Crocroatia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
- 33 days ago: Crocroatia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
- 36 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 10%).
- 36 days ago: Crocroatia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Cultured.
- 39 days ago: Crocroatia fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
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