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The Queendom of Crocroatia

“Semper in retard”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Central Eastern Europe

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The Queendom of Crocroatia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ice Queen with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 4.826 billion Crocroatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donja Klada. The average income tax rate is 21%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Crocroatia's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Pula.

Crocroatia is ranked 18th in Central Eastern Europe and 114,034th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -7 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 24 days ago

  • 17 days ago: Crocroatia's influence in Central Eastern Europe fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • 17 days ago: Crocroatia's influence in Central Eastern Europe rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 22 days ago: Crocroatia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 28 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 30 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 32 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 10%).
  • 39 days ago: Crocroatia's influence in Central Eastern Europe fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • 40 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).
  • 40 days ago: Crocroatia's influence in Central Eastern Europe rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 48 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 5%).

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