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The Queendom of Crocroatia

“Semper in retard”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Central Eastern Europe

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The Queendom of Crocroatia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ice Queen with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.275 billion Crocroatians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donja Klada. The average income tax rate is 16%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Crocroatia's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Pula.

Crocroatia is ranked 23rd in Central Eastern Europe and 101,560th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -4 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 23 days ago: Crocroatia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 25 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 36 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • 50 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Free.
  • 54 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • 58 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 59 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 59 days ago: Crocroatia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 60 days ago: Crocroatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 63 days ago: Crocroatia was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".

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