NationStates | The Monarchial Dystopia of Cristila

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Good	Economy: All-Consuming	Political Freedoms: Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

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Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Monarchial Dystopia of Cristila is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joffrey Baratheon with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.946 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cristall. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, all news sources are under strict government control, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cristila's national animal is the Crimson Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Militarism, and its currency is the Gold Dragon.

Cristila is ranked 43rd in NationStates and 7,431st in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 81 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Top 10% of NationStates for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of NationStates for Most Subsidized Industry Top 10% of NationStates for Most Corrupt Governments Top 10% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of NationStates for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of NationStates for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 10% of NationStates for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of NationStates for Most Godforsaken Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of NationStates for Most Developed Top 5% of the world for Most Developed Top 10% of NationStates for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of NationStates for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of NationStates for Longest Average Lifespans Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of NationStates for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of NationStates for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of NationStates for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 10% of NationStates for Largest Welfare Programs Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

5 days ago: Cristila was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 10%).
8 days ago: Cristila was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
15 days ago: Following new legislation in Cristila, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
15 days ago: Following new legislation in Cristila, all news sources are under strict government control.
15 days ago: Following new legislation in Cristila, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
22 days ago: Cristila was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
30 days ago: Cristila was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
37 days ago: Following new legislation in Cristila, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
37 days ago: Following new legislation in Cristila, Cristila's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.
37 days ago: Following new legislation in Cristila, museums occasionally burn priceless artifacts in order to intimidate foreign curators.