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The Colony of Crinan Canal

“From sea to sea”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Urbanites


The Colony of Crinan Canal is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 9.022 billion Crinan Canalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Commerce are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 34%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Soda Sales industry, followed by Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, voting is compulsory, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime is moderate. Crinan Canal's national animal is the water vole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the inzil.

Crinan Canal is ranked 7th in Urbanites and 29,261st in the world for Nudest, with 182 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago


by Max Barry

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