Largest Populations: 1,794th Highest Economic Output: 3,004th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,939th
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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.512 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The powerhouse CrimsonScribblesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,576 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,109 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 621,500 per year while the poor average 8,217, a ratio of 75.6 to 1.

Curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use The Holy See as a backdrop, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of CrimsonScribblesian Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 117,775th in the world and 4th in Saint Margaret Mary for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.23 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Populations: 1,794thHighest Economic Output: 3,004thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,939thMost Pro-Market: 6,178thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,227thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,377thFattest Citizens: 7,628thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,258thMost Influential: 8,503rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,217thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,255thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,770thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,152ndLargest Black Market: 15,647thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,985th

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