Largest Populations: 1,859th Highest Economic Output: 2,922nd Most Pro-Market: 3,973rd
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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.547 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The powerhouse CrimsonScribblesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,460 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,495 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 617,870 per year while the poor average 8,169, a ratio of 75.6 to 1.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, and the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 132,194th in the world and 5th in Saint Margaret Mary for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -7.07 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Populations: 1,859thHighest Economic Output: 2,922ndMost Pro-Market: 3,973rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,324thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,888thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,243rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,565thFattest Citizens: 7,627thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,142ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,311thMost Influential: 8,654thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,264thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,798thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,449th

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