Largest Populations: 1,856th Highest Economic Output: 2,953rd Most Pro-Market: 4,352nd
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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.714 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The powerhouse CrimsonScribblesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,478 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,495 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 617,870 per year while the poor average 8,169, a ratio of 75.6 to 1.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, and the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 99,996th in the world and 3rd in Saint Margaret Mary for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 693.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Populations: 1,856thHighest Economic Output: 2,953rdMost Pro-Market: 4,352ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,602ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,797thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,178thFattest Citizens: 7,220thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,842ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,954thTop
Most Influential: 8,547thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,604thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,454thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,942ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,051stLargest Black Market: 15,285thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,560th

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