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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.979 billion Crimsons are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The powerhouse CrimsonScribblesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,241 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 101,967 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 631,632 per year while the poor average 7,102, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 4th in Saint Margaret Mary and 99,264th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -18 Dawkins.

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