Largest Populations: 1,852nd Highest Economic Output: 2,981st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,788th
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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.892 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The powerhouse CrimsonScribblesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,496 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,495 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 617,870 per year while the poor average 8,169, a ratio of 75.6 to 1.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, and the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 147,806th in the world and 4th in Saint Margaret Mary for Highest Poor Incomes, with 8,169.53 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Populations: 1,852ndHighest Economic Output: 2,981stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,788thMost Pro-Market: 5,188thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,425thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,095thFattest Citizens: 7,320thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,915thMost Influential: 8,480thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,054thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,300thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,457thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,674thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,293rdLargest Black Market: 15,413th

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