The Crayola Factory of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Cardinal-Archbishop of the VRCC
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.167 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The powerhouse CrimsonScribblesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,234 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,573 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 653,969 per year while the poor average 7,353, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

University graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in CrimsonScribbles's many privately-owned prisons, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 2nd in Saint Margaret Mary and 67,961st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -11 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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