The Crayola Factory of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Cardinal-Archbishop of the VRCC
Regional Influence
Power
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.768 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The powerhouse CrimsonScribblesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,321 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 101,953 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 631,545 per year while the poor average 7,101, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

CrimsonScribbles has designated The Holy See as its capital city, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, only the wealthy vote, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 1st in Saint Margaret Mary and 31,600th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 25 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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