Largest Populations: 1,863rd Highest Economic Output: 2,923rd Most Pro-Market: 4,188th
The Crayola Factory of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Cardinal-Archbishop of the VRCC
Regional Influence
Power
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.207 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The powerhouse CrimsonScribblesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,396 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 103,272 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 636,184 per year while the poor average 7,295, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

CrimsonScribbles has designated The Holy See as its capital city, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, only the wealthy vote, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 2,923rd in the world and 1st in Saint Margaret Mary for Highest Economic Output, with 2,396 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Populations: 1,863rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,923rdMost Pro-Market: 4,188thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,366thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,494thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,099thFattest Citizens: 6,936thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,848thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,142ndMost Influential: 8,563rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,015thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,346thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,028thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,433rdLargest Black Market: 15,854thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,019th

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