Largest Populations: 1,835th Highest Economic Output: 2,988th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,794th
The Crayola Factory of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Cardinal-Archbishop of the VRCC
Regional Influence
Power
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.081 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The powerhouse CrimsonScribblesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,516 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,495 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 617,870 per year while the poor average 8,169, a ratio of 75.6 to 1.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, and the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 5,389th in the world and 1st in Saint Margaret Mary for Most Pro-Market, scoring 90.29 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Populations: 1,835thHighest Economic Output: 2,988thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,794thMost Pro-Market: 5,389thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,575thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,104thFattest Citizens: 7,371stTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,005thMost Influential: 8,510thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,230thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,152ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,213thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,637thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,284th

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