Largest Populations: 1,821st Highest Economic Output: 2,998th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,907th
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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.261 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The powerhouse CrimsonScribblesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,535 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,495 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 617,870 per year while the poor average 8,169, a ratio of 75.6 to 1.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, and the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 7,405th in the world and 1st in Saint Margaret Mary for Fattest Citizens, with 21.63 Obesity Rate.

Largest Populations: 1,821stTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,998thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,907thMost Pro-Market: 5,970thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,132ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,177thFattest Citizens: 7,405thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,375thMost Influential: 8,409thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,553rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,951stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,198thLargest Black Market: 15,475thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,768thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17,320th

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