Largest Populations: 1,854th Highest Economic Output: 2,957th Most Pro-Market: 3,775th
The Crayola Factory of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Cardinal-Archbishop of the VRCC
Regional Influence
Power
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.397 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The powerhouse CrimsonScribblesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,416 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 103,272 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 636,184 per year while the poor average 7,295, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

CrimsonScribbles has designated The Holy See as its capital city, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, only the wealthy vote, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 113,068th in the world and 4th in Saint Margaret Mary for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.24 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Populations: 1,854thHighest Economic Output: 2,957thMost Pro-Market: 3,775thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,029thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,595thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,259thFattest Citizens: 7,354thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,811thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,300thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,600thMost Influential: 8,667thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,408thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,999thLargest Black Market: 15,884thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,181st

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