The Crayola Factory of
Capitalist Paradise
Cardinal-Archbishop of the VRCC
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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The Crayola Factory of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.433 billion Crimsons are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The powerhouse CrimsonScribblesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,185 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 101,967 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 631,632 per year while the poor average 7,102, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 2nd in Vatican II and 13,602nd in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 7 hours ago: CrimsonScribbles fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 4 days ago: CrimsonScribbles was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in CrimsonScribbles, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in CrimsonScribbles, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in CrimsonScribbles, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in CrimsonScribbles, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in CrimsonScribbles, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 15 days ago: CrimsonScribbles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 18 days ago: CrimsonScribbles lodged a message on the Vatican II Regional Message Board.
  • 18 days ago: CrimsonScribbles relocated from Coalition of Catholic States to Vatican II.

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