The Empire of Crimmond is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Mobuto with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.198 billion Crimm are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skye. The average income tax rate is 3.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Crimm economy, worth a remarkable 4,059 trillion Crimmars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,866 Crimmars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, abortions are routinely performed in Crimmond's hospitals, and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Crimmond's national animal is the gray wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago
- 2 days 3 hours ago: Crimmond fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
- 6 days ago: Crimmond was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
- 10 days ago: Crimmond fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- 14 days ago: Crimmond was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
- 27 days ago: Crimmond fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
- 29 days ago: Crimmond was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- 32 days ago: Crimmond lodged a message on the Gholgoth Regional Message Board.
- 35 days ago: Crimmond fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- 35 days ago: Crimmond was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Crimmond, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
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