The Holy Empire of Cricket Fans is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kane Williamson with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 36.67 billion Cricket Fans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cricket Fansian economy, worth a remarkable 3,000 trillion Tim Southees a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,814 Tim Southees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cricket Fans's national animal is the Ross Taylor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cricket.

Cricket Fans is ranked 9,908^th in the world and 1^st in New Zealand for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.28 law-abiding acts per hour.