Largest Agricultural Sector: 695th Largest Information Technology Sector: 712th Most Scientifically Advanced: 912th
The Empire of the Great Wolf of
Father Knows Best State
By the will of the Great Wolf, make it so.
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Empire of the Great Wolf of CREEEEEED is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leman Russ with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.73 billion CREEEEEEDians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ursakar. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CREEEEEEDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,885 trillion Squigs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,968 Squigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and billions of Squigs are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime is totally unknown. CREEEEEED's national animal is the Snotling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CREEEEEED is ranked 27,155th in the world and 2nd in The ACSN for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,242.33 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 695thLargest Information Technology Sector: 712thMost Scientifically Advanced: 912thHighest Poor Incomes: 973rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,087thMost Influential: 1,369thMost Secular: 1,700thTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,817thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,965thMost Armed: 2,316thHighest Economic Output: 2,418thHighest Average Incomes: 2,457thMost Efficient Economies: 2,458thSmartest Citizens: 2,744thMost Stationary: 2,884thMost Developed: 3,047thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,127thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,263rdLargest Black Market: 4,491stHealthiest Citizens: 6,708thLargest Mining Sector: 6,834thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,915thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 8,998thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,828thLargest Governments: 10,638thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,335thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,344thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,004thMost Cultured: 14,711thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,775thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,549thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,027th
Top
10%
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CREEEEEED was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : CREEEEEED was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in CREEEEEED, billions of Squigs are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in CREEEEEED, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in CREEEEEED, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : CREEEEEED lodged a message on the The ACSN Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in CREEEEEED, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Following new legislation in CREEEEEED, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : CREEEEEED was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : CREEEEEED was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

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