The Empire of the Great Wolf of
Father Knows Best State
By the will of the Great Wolf, make it so.
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The Empire of the Great Wolf of CREEEEEED is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leman Russ with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.317 billion CREEEEEEDians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ursakar. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CREEEEEEDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,560 trillion Squigs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,139 Squigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, CREEEEEED's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. CREEEEEED's national animal is the Snotling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CREEEEEED is ranked 18th in The ACSN and 142,836th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -475 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CREEEEEED was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : CREEEEEED's influence in The ACSN rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in CREEEEEED, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : CREEEEEED altered the regional flag of The ACSN.
  • : CREEEEEED lodged a message on the The ACSN Regional Message Board.
  • : CREEEEEED was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : CREEEEEED voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Right to sexual privacy".
  • : CREEEEEED lodged a message on the The ACSN Regional Message Board.
  • : CREEEEEED added the tag "General Assembly" to The ACSN.
  • : CREEEEEED withdrew a request for embassies between The ACSN and DEN.


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