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The Empire of the Great Wolf of CREEEEEED

“By the will of the Great Wolf, make it so.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Power

Location: The ACSN


The Empire of the Great Wolf of CREEEEEED is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leman Russ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.336 billion CREEEEEEDians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ursakar. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Tourism.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, euthanasia is legal, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Ursakar, and most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CREEEEEED's national animal is the Snotling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Squig.

CREEEEEED is ranked 1st in The ACSN and 702nd in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 308 Dawkins.

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