Largest Black Market: 2,008th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,530th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,718th
The Low Tide Commisary of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Haha We Don't Exist
THE SQUAD
Regional Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Low Tide Commisary of Creative Vikings is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by THE SQUAD with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enforced nudity, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.38 billion Creative Vikings are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Participation. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a Creative Viking economy, worth 968 trillion Capitals a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 115,598 Capitals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, and the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creative Vikings's national animal is the Dajican Pangolan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hype.

Creative Vikings is ranked 16,049th in the world and 574th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 73,368.53 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Black Market: 2,008thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,530thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,718thNudest: 2,751stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,215thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,029thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,596thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,441stMost Armed: 9,986thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,562ndHighest Economic Output: 10,880thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,771stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,041st
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Largest Black Market: 98th in the regionNudest: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 142nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 190th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 255th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 259th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 322nd in the regionMost Armed: 346th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 350th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 376th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Creative Vikings's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Creative Vikings's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Creative Vikings's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Creative Vikings, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Creative Vikings, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • : Following new legislation in Creative Vikings, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • : Following new legislation in Creative Vikings, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Creative Vikings, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Creative Vikings changed its national animal to "Dajican Pangolan" and its capital to "Participation".
  • : Creative Vikings altered its national flag.

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