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The Corporate Terror Pavilion of Creative Vikings

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Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Ankh Mauta


The Corporate Terror Pavilion of Creative Vikings is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Board of Untrustworthy Trustees with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.026 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Big Boss's Room on the Top Floor. The average income tax rate is 80%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Soda Sales.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, Creative Vikings is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, citizens must pay to enjoy Creative Vikings's pristine beaches, and reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Creative Vikings's national animal is the Officer Temp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Christmas Partyism, and its currency is the Sandwich.

Creative Vikings is ranked 71st in Ankh Mauta and 110,514th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -4 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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