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The Corporate Terror Pavilion of Creative Vikings

“Verily, where doth thou keepeth thy wenchery?”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Ankh Mauta


The Corporate Terror Pavilion of Creative Vikings is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Board of Untrustworthy Trustees with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.155 billion Creative Vikings are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Big Boss's Room on the Top Floor. The average income tax rate is 83%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Soda Sales.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and Creative Vikings's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement. Crime is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Creative Vikings's national animal is the Office Temp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Christmas Partyism, and its currency is the Sandwich.

Creative Vikings is ranked 56th in Ankh Mauta and 94,710th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 32 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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