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The Low Tide Commisary of Creative Vikings is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by THE SQUAD with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.078 billion Creative Vikings are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irp. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a Creative Viking economy, worth 896 trillion Capitals a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 110,952 Capitals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and Creative Vikings's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creative Vikings's national animal is the Mecha Gamezilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hype.

Creative Vikings is ranked 19th in Ankh Mauta and 73,313th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 12 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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