| Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: USSR
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The United Socialist States of Crazy Soviets is a massive, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 1.523 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscu. The average income tax rate is 78%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Tourism.
All judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, the Soviet Dog is a protected species, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Soviets's national animal is the Soviet Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Zeuro.
Crazy Soviets is ranked 100th in USSR and 15,642nd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 52 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.




















National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 15 hours ago
- 1 day 21 hours ago:
Crazy Soviets fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry. - 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Crazy Soviets, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crazy Soviets, the Soviet Dog is a protected species. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crazy Soviets, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crazy Soviets, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crazy Soviets, abortions are routinely performed in Crazy Soviets's hospitals. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crazy Soviets, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crazy Soviets, all weapon research has been banned. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crazy Soviets, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crazy Soviets, Crazy Soviets's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 (
Straight Edge,
Khanatah,
Heloin,
Socialist Montanistan,
Communist Bratislavia,
Buena Jersey,
Soviet-German Dortmund)







