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The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49

“WARNING: The player behind this nation is truly crazy. Approach at your own peril.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Moon

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The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.74 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Public Transport and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53%. A large private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Charity no longer begins at home, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Crazy girl. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is CG's Cult, and its currency is the hammer.

Crazy girl is ranked 15th in The Moon and 20,383rd in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 13 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Crazy girl.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, charity no longer begins at home.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Plutonium Mesa, Larkspurge, and Cornelliam.

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