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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 240th Largest Black Market: 1,041st Highest Drug Use: 1,219th
The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of
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WARNING: The player behind this nation is truly crazy. Approach at your own peril.
Regional Influence
Power
Her most awesomeness
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.956 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The very strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,127 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 73,476 hammers, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Crazy girlian language, and the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 16,995th in the world and 9th in The Moon for Most Authoritarian, with 1.86 Stalins.

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Largest Populations: 240thLargest Black Market: 1,041stHighest Drug Use: 1,219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,665thTop
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Most Influential: 1,709thMost Stationary: 2,875thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,608thHighest Economic Output: 3,712thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,132ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,987thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,386thMost Primitive: 6,966thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,315thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,312thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,381stMost Beautiful Environments: 16,473rd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy girl, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy girl, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Crazy girlian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy girl, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy girl, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy girl, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy girl, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (Crazy girl has found 4 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy girl, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy girl, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater.
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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