The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.578 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Public Transport and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. The average income tax rate is 66.5%.
The strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,653 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 92,848 hammers, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Young girls who ask their parents for a pony are routinely lobotomised, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Conservative.
- : Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Crazy girl voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
- : Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.
- : Crazy girl voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vancouvia".
- : Crazy girl voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Stopping Suicide Seeds"".
- : Crazy girl voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nova Hansa".
- : Crazy girl voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Thomas Branson III".
- : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Cultured, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Crazy girl lost WA Delegate status in The Moon.
Endorsements Received: None.