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The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49

“WARNING: The player behind this nation is truly crazy. Approach at your own peril.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Moon


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The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.429 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Public Transport and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Teenage fathers are forced to join the army, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Crazy girl. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is CG's Cult, and its currency is the hammer.

Crazy girl is ranked 81st in The Moon and 106,745th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -3 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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