“WARNING: The player behind this nation is truly crazy. Approach at your own peril.”
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Power
Location: The Moon
The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.104 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Public Transport and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Teenage fathers are forced to join the army, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Crazy girl. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is CG's Cult, and its currency is the hammer.
Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago
- 16 days ago: Crazy girl fell out of the world Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
- 16 days ago: Crazy girl fell out of the regional Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
- 22 days ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 10%).
- 22 days ago: Crazy girl voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn North Korea".
- 47 days ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- 47 days ago: Crazy girl fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.
- 49 days ago: Crazy girl was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- 53 days ago: Crazy girl fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest.
- 54 days ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
- 54 days ago: Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.