The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.192 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.
The very strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,170 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 82,860 hammers, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CG's Cult.
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago
- 1 day 6 hours ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 10%).
- 3 days 8 hours ago: Crazy girl lost WA Delegate status in The Moon.
- 7 days ago: Crazy girl fell out of the regional Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
- 11 days ago: Crazy girl became WA Delegate of The Moon.
- 11 days ago: Crazy girl was endorsed by The Confederacy of Ventelia.
- 17 days ago: Crazy girl voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Mahaj".
- 17 days ago: Crazy girl was admitted to the World Assembly.
- 17 days ago: Crazy girl applied to join the World Assembly.
- 17 days ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
- 18 days ago: Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
Endorsements Received: None.