The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, strictly enforced bedtime, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.392 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Public Transport and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. The average income tax rate is 58.3%.
The strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,030 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 76,941 hammers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, prudishness is on the way out, and people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CG's Cult.
Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago
- 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
- 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, prudishness is on the way out.
- 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
- 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
- 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket.
- 14 days ago: Crazy girl fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
- 31 days ago: Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.
- 32 days ago: Crazy girl fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest.
- 34 days ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 10%).
- 36 days ago: Crazy girl lost WA Delegate status in The Moon.
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