“WARNING: The player behind this nation is truly crazy. Approach at your own peril.”
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Regional Influence: Power
Location: The Moon
The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.429 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Public Transport and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Teenage fathers are forced to join the army, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Crazy girl. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is CG's Cult, and its currency is the hammer.
Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago
- 4 days ago: Crazy girl was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Lucaine.
- 12 days ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 5%).
- 14 days ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest.
- 21 days ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest (last census: Top 5%).
- 33 days ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 10%).
- 35 days ago: Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.
- 48 days ago: Crazy girl was endorsed by The Grand Protectorate of Silberia.
- 49 days ago: The Powers of Modhammer was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Crazy girl, infecting 1 million survivors.
- 71 days ago: Crazy girl fell out of the world Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
- 71 days ago: Crazy girl fell out of the regional Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.