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The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl

“WARNING: The player behind this nation is truly crazy. Approach at your own peril.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Some	Economy: Very Strong	Political Freedoms: Rare

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: The Moon

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

WA Delegate

Game Moderator

The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its superstitious fear of technology. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.959 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Public Transport and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Half of Crazy girl's doctors can't speak the language, notable individuals are granted land and titles, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is CG's Cult, and its currency is the hammer.

Crazy girl is ranked 151st in The Moon and 126,743rd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Moderator Issues Author (x2) Security Council Resolution Author Easter Eggs (2) Top 10% of The Moon for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 10% of The Moon for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 10% of The Moon for Most Avoided Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided Top 10% of The Moon for Most Corrupt Governments Top 10% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 5% of The Moon for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces #1 in The Moon for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 10% of The Moon for Healthiest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens #1 in The Moon for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 10% of The Moon for Lowest Crime Rates Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 10% of The Moon for Largest Mining Sector Top 5% of The Moon for Nudest Top 5% of the world for Nudest Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations Top 5% of The Moon for Largest Populations Top 10% of The Moon for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of The Moon for Safest Top 10% of the world for Safest