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The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of
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WARNING: The player behind this nation is truly crazy. Approach at your own peril.
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The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.192 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The very strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,170 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 82,860 hammers, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 7th in The Moon and 10,649th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 10 Whatever.

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