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The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of
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WARNING: The player behind this nation is truly crazy. Approach at your own peril.
Regional Influence
Power
Her most awesomeness
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.901 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Public Transport and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. The average income tax rate is 67.1%.

The strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,580 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 92,471 hammers, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls who ask their parents for a pony are routinely lobotomised, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 11th in The Moon and 9,146th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 52 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.
  • : Crazy girl voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Royal Lagrangian".
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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