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The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of
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WARNING: The player behind this nation is truly crazy. Approach at your own peril.
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.032 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The very strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,157 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 82,860 hammers, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 79th in The Moon and 131,922nd in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -2.799 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 9 days ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 10 days ago: Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy girl, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.

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