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Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 246th Largest Black Market: 468th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 744th
The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of
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The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.427 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Public Transport and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The strong Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,650 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 93,225 hammers, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Young girls who ask their parents for a pony are routinely lobotomised, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 189,919th in the world and 72nd in The Moon for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -17.58 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Populations: 246thLargest Black Market: 468thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 744thHighest Drug Use: 1,173rdMost Influential: 1,568thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,020thHighest Economic Output: 2,504thMost Stationary: 3,022ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,737thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,017thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,020thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,674thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,864thMost Primitive: 14,323rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,760thHealthiest Citizens: 18,387th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.
  • : Crazy girl voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vancouvia".
  • : Crazy girl voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Stopping Suicide Seeds"".
  • : Crazy girl voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nova Hansa".
  • : Crazy girl voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Thomas Branson III".
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Cultured, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Crazy girl lost WA Delegate status in The Moon.
  • : Crazy girl voted for The Only Serious Candidate of Hillary Anders in Round 1 of the election.
  • : Crazy girl became WA Delegate of The Moon.
  • : Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.


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