“WARNING: The player behind this nation is truly crazy. Approach at your own peril.”
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Regional Influence: Power
Location: The Moon
The Pinktastic Coffee Loving Grand Dutchy Queendom of the Most Magnificent Moddess of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.576 billion Crazy girlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Public Transport and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51%. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the government is a law unto itself, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is CG's Cult, and its currency is the hammer.
Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago
- 34 minutes ago: Crazy girl was endorsed by The Council of Paper Flowers.
- 20 days ago: Crazy girl voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Yohannes".
- 30 days ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
- 30 days ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential (last census: #1).
- 41 days ago: Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.
- 53 days ago: Crazy girl fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Conservative.
- 61 days ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 5%).
- 61 days ago: Crazy girl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: #1).
- 71 days ago: Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.
- 72 days ago: Crazy girl lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.