The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We Ride Together, We Die Together
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.024 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,091 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,028 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public suffers from the loss of government aid money, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, tabloids coo over Firefighter Clemente's expected child, and fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 353rd in the Rejected Realms and 23,110th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 12 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Crazy Firemen fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Crazy Firemen fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Crazy Firemen fell out of the world Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Crazy Firemen fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Crazy Firemen fell out of the world Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Crazy Firemen fell out of the regional Top 5% for Longest Average Lifespans.

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