Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 139th Most Subsidized Industry: 594th Largest Black Market: 1,208th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We Ride Together, We Die Together
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.178 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,588 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 120,510 Brotherhoods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, the government is spending billions of Brotherhoods on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 594th in the world and 17th in the Rejected Realms for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 14,833.77 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 139thMost Subsidized Industry: 594thLargest Black Market: 1,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,645thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,828thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,471stMost Influential: 2,628thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,460thHighest Economic Output: 5,700thLowest Crime Rates: 6,415thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,536thLargest Populations: 7,299thMost Devout: 7,435thMost Developed: 7,667thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,268thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,746thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,375thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,123rdLargest Governments: 10,745thRudest Citizens: 10,778thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,122ndMost Stationary: 12,136thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,311thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,518thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,766thBest Weather: 14,065thHealthiest Citizens: 14,378thSafest: 15,631stNudest: 16,367th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionMost Stationary: 95th in the regionLargest Populations: 100th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 123rd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 144th in the regionMost Devout: 149th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 153rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 155th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 163rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 190th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 192nd in the regionLargest Governments: 193rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 214th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 239th in the regionNudest: 241st in the regionBest Weather: 243rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256th in the regionSafest: 256th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 258th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 271st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the government is spending billions of Brotherhoods on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist.
  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Most Average.
  • : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
  • : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Partially Born".
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.

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