Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 121st Most Subsidized Industry: 518th Largest Black Market: 1,180th
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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.019 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 116,815 Brotherhoods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 1,180th in the world and 33rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 703 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 121stMost Subsidized Industry: 518thLargest Black Market: 1,180thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,596thMost Efficient Economies: 1,854thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,368thMost Influential: 2,777thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,335thHighest Economic Output: 5,936thLowest Crime Rates: 6,604thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,041stMost Devout: 7,201stLargest Populations: 7,427thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,890thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,893rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,801stLargest Governments: 11,753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,277thMost Stationary: 12,379thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,758thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,984thNudest: 14,419thHealthiest Citizens: 15,082nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionMost Stationary: 97th in the regionLargest Populations: 107th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 110th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 135th in the regionMost Devout: 142nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 175th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 187th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 188th in the regionLargest Governments: 219th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 228th in the regionNudest: 233rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 247th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 266th in the regionSafest: 276th in the regionRudest Citizens: 277th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 280th in the regionBest Weather: 294th in the regionMost Developed: 318th in the region

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