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The Empire of Crazy Firemen

“We Ride Together, We Die Together”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.174 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 78%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Brotherhood.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 2,491st in the Rejected Realms and 90,181st in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 0 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Versutian Federation".
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Crazy Firemen fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.

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