Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 130th Most Subsidized Industry: 508th Largest Black Market: 1,124th
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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.579 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,712 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 126,112 Brotherhoods, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 179,004th in the world and 2,774th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -21.22 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 130thMost Subsidized Industry: 508thLargest Black Market: 1,124thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,783rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,824thTop
Most Influential: 2,781stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,906thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,272ndHighest Economic Output: 5,341stMost Devout: 5,544thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,110thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,339thLowest Crime Rates: 6,550thLargest Populations: 7,183rdMost Developed: 7,782ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,986thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,536thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 9,300thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,672ndLargest Governments: 9,979thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,905thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,142ndMost Stationary: 11,363rdBest Weather: 12,239thHealthiest Citizens: 12,873rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,059thSafest: 15,065thRudest Citizens: 15,372ndHighest Average Incomes: 17,803rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 86th in the regionMost Stationary: 91st in the regionLargest Populations: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 112th in the regionMost Devout: 117th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 129th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 136th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 146th in the regionLargest Governments: 161st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 165th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 170th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 193rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 208th in the regionBest Weather: 221st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 230th in the regionSafest: 232nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 232nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 234th in the region

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