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The Empire of Crazy Firemen

“We Ride Together, We Die Together”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.265 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 81%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Crazy Firemen is renowned for its lax gun laws, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Brotherhood.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 3,355th in the Rejected Realms and 117,715th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -7 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend The NationStates Community"".
  • 19 hours ago: Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".
  • 8 days ago: Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, Crazy Firemen is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • 10 days ago: Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate South Pacific"".
  • 10 days ago: Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Rights and Duties of WA States"".

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