The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We Ride Together, We Die Together
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.873 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,229 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,110 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has repealed elections for fear of 'mob rule', even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and Firefighter Clemente claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 2,401st in the Rejected Realms and 121,882nd in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preserving Antimicrobials".
  • 13 days ago: Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 days ago: Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Republic of Sad States.
  • 15 days ago: Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Incorrigible Vice of Guy.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, Firefighter Clemente claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the government has repealed elections for fear of 'mob rule'.
  • 20 days ago: Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Unibot II"".
  • 20 days ago: Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Humanitarian Transport"".

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