The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We Ride Together, We Die Together
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Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.189 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 107,264 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, and the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 295th in the Rejected Realms and 13,666th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 2.202 Stalins.

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