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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.159 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 99,922 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 2,451st in the Rejected Realms and 118,287th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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