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The Empire of Crazy Firemen

“We Ride Together, We Die Together”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.988 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 74%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, gun ownership is compulsory, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Brotherhood.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 166th in the Rejected Realms and 10,560th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 238 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 5 days ago: Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The United peoples union of Rolf harris.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Zyonn, Sedgistan, --Camila--, Unibot III, One Vision, Hallowell, Smurflandia, and Rolf harris.

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