The Empire of
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We Ride Together, We Die Together
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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.44 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 105,251 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Phoenixes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 1,706th in the Rejected Realms and 94,549th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -14 Dawkins.

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