Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 132nd Most Subsidized Industry: 506th Largest Black Market: 1,115th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We Ride Together, We Die Together
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.368 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,655 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 123,860 Brotherhoods, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has implemented minimum wage laws, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and Crazy Firemen has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 32,034th in the world and 499th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 49,229.25 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 132ndMost Subsidized Industry: 506thLargest Black Market: 1,115thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,710thMost Efficient Economies: 1,848thMost Influential: 2,697thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,984thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,309thHighest Economic Output: 5,511thMost Devout: 5,918thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,153rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,644thMost Developed: 7,286thLargest Populations: 7,292ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 8,047thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,578thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,253rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,562ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,753rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,502ndLargest Governments: 10,609thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,958thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,890thMost Stationary: 11,954thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,537thHealthiest Citizens: 13,087thBest Weather: 13,205th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionMost Stationary: 94th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 98th in the regionLargest Populations: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 110th in the regionMost Devout: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 123rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Developed: 136th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 164th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 172nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 178th in the regionLargest Governments: 182nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 189th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 204th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 216th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 233rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 240th in the regionBest Weather: 241st in the regionSafest: 261st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Lone Wolves United".
  • : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Foreign Patent Recognition"".
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, Crazy Firemen has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Crazy Firemen was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Seagrave's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry.

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