Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 117th Most Subsidized Industry: 448th Largest Black Market: 1,143rd
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We Ride Together, We Die Together
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.83 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,821 Brotherhoods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sleazy politicans exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and children as young as eight can be found working in factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 176,048th in the world and 3,981st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -14 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 117thMost Subsidized Industry: 448thLargest Black Market: 1,143rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,521stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,872ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,610thMost Influential: 2,970thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,270thHighest Economic Output: 6,006thLowest Crime Rates: 6,700thMost Devout: 7,195thLargest Populations: 7,507thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,658thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,590thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,022ndLargest Governments: 11,949thMost Stationary: 12,639thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,386thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,256thHealthiest Citizens: 14,871stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,855thRudest Citizens: 17,050thMost Developed: 18,009th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionMost Stationary: 97th in the regionLargest Populations: 102nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 106th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 118th in the regionMost Devout: 140th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 141st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 165th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 189th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 189th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 218th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 238th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 264th in the regionNudest: 280th in the regionSafest: 287th in the regionRudest Citizens: 299th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 301st in the regionMost Developed: 302nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 311th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 388th in the regionBest Weather: 390th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 402nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Novalium.
  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Hell".
  • : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on Execution"".
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, sleazy politicans exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals.
  • : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Animal Abuse".
  • : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Free Land of Herewestand.

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