The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We Ride Together, We Die Together
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.654 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,169 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,756 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 2,907th in the Rejected Realms and 136,987th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -284.2 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 44 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 2 hours ago: Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 9 days ago: Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of August Komten.
  • 11 days ago: Crazy Firemen fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • 17 days ago: Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 18 days ago: Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the Rejected Realms holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered.

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