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The Empire of Crazy Firemen

“We Ride Together, We Die Together”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.859 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 76%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, protests are illegal, and abortions are routinely performed in Crazy Firemen's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Brotherhood.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 2,065th in the Rejected Realms and 33,671st in the world for Most Average, scoring 1,074 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

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