Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 110th Most Subsidized Industry: 424th Largest Black Market: 1,267th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We Ride Together, We Die Together
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.664 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,426 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 112,603 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 53,470th in the world and 950th in the Rejected Realms for Best Weather, with 108 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 110thMost Subsidized Industry: 424thLargest Black Market: 1,267thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,544thMost Efficient Economies: 1,869thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,984thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,169thMost Influential: 3,185thLowest Crime Rates: 5,791stHighest Economic Output: 6,239thMost Devout: 6,342ndLargest Populations: 7,590thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,484thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,841stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,878thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,739thLargest Governments: 11,577thMost Stationary: 12,853rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,182ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,758thSafest: 16,712thMost Developed: 17,522ndHealthiest Citizens: 17,841st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 79th in the regionMost Stationary: 100th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 107th in the regionLargest Populations: 113th in the regionMost Devout: 126th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 149th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 159th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 162nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 177th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 192nd in the regionLargest Governments: 209th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 250th in the regionSafest: 262nd in the regionMost Developed: 295th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 312th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 315th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 393rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 422nd in the regionNudest: 447th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Safest.
  • : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vancouvia".
  • : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preservation of Artefacts"".
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, nude art is becoming wildly popular.

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