The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We Ride Together, We Die Together
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.215 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,208 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,795 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Crazy Firemenian casinos, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 228th in the Rejected Realms and 14,766th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 214 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crazy Firemen fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • : Crazy Firemen fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Krebland.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Crazy Firemenian casinos.
  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Authoritarian.

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