Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 193rd Most Subsidized Industry: 723rd Largest Black Market: 1,370th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Ride Together, We Die Together
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The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.985 billion Crazy Firemenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,788 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 127,864 Brotherhoods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, cute fluffy little Firefighter Clementes are increasingly popular exotic pets, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 174,505th in the world and 3,141st in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 28.29 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 193rdMost Subsidized Industry: 723rdLargest Black Market: 1,370thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,816thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,012thMost Influential: 3,080thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,191stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,701stRudest Citizens: 4,652ndHighest Economic Output: 5,214thMost Devout: 5,591stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,603rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,977thMost Developed: 6,954thLargest Populations: 7,071stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,552ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,597thTop
Largest Governments: 9,277thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,175thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,375thMost Stationary: 10,706thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,106thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,622ndBest Weather: 12,772ndSafest: 14,742ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,306thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,946thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,538thHighest Average Incomes: 17,588th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 52nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Stationary: 81st in the regionLargest Populations: 102nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 110th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 115th in the regionMost Developed: 123rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 123rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 131st in the regionMost Devout: 135th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 143rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 155th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 172nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 181st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 194th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 217th in the regionSafest: 222nd in the regionBest Weather: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 243rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 245th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 273rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 322nd in the region

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