The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We Ride Together, We Die Together
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.522 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,886 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 3,034th in the Rejected Realms and 139,930th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 4 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Arms Trading".
  • 8 days ago: Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
  • 8 days ago: Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn the Pacific".
  • 13 days ago: Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.

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