The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.019 billion Crazy Firemenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 92.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 116,815 Brotherhoods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
The government seizes all major gold finds, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Lord Krux.
- : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Empire of Midgari.
- : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Queendom of Valeerah.
- : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Arab League"".
- : Crazy Firemen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
- : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The People's Republic of Zdravstvuite.
- : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Crime and Punishment".
- : Crazy Firemen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Nudest and Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
- : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
Endorsements Received: 31 » Zyonn, Sedgistan, Eight Hippopotamuses, Farrakhan, Beezertopia, Caneighda, Libetarian Republics, The Siths Lords, Danstin, Unibot III, Pastafarianism Is Love, Doormat to the Lord, The Horror Channel, Bowiemoria, Konblia, Rabidragonia, Pactra, Liuchong, The Dictorship of Nobodies, UKIMAR RBON, Perfect Sublime Masters, The tiny dot, Adam Monroe, Panormia, Gaizenland, Dar es Saalam, Herewestand, Novalium, Zdravstvuite, Valeerah, and Midgari.