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The Dragon Laden Realm of Crapzakistan

“All problems can be solved by use of excessive force!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Dragon Laden Realm of Crapzakistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by EvilBob with a fair hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.662 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snafu Dabi. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

Red Cross demand for body bags are rising while sutures are decreasing, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in EvilBob's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crapzakistan's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the dingus.

Crapzakistan is ranked 193rd in Lazarus and 3,177th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Crapzakistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Region of reunited muslim states".
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Crapzakistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Region of reunited muslim states".
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Crapzakistan, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in EvilBob's bedroom.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Crapzakistan, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Crapzakistan, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • 4 days ago: Crapzakistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Warzone Codger".
  • 4 days ago: Crapzakistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fairness in Multilateral Trade".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Crapzakistan, Red Cross demand for body bags are rising while sutures are decreasing.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Crapzakistan, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Crapzakistan's radio stations.
  • 5 days ago: Crapzakistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Multiple Trials".

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