Most Pacifist: 634th Safest: 682nd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,097th
The Tholian Assembly of
Left-wing Utopia
For The Goals, The People, and The Prosperity Of CPSU
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The Tholian Assembly of Cpsu is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Steven Ivannov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 11.75 billion Cseepians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but sluggish Cseepian economy, worth 719 trillion Energy Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,256 Energy Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vladivostok's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Vladivostok Times is sold out, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cpsu's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athiesm.

Cpsu is ranked 183,679th in the world and 39th in The Universal Order of Nations for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -30.27 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Pacifist: 634thSafest: 682ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,097thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,282ndLargest Governments: 1,312thLowest Crime Rates: 1,360thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,363rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,894thBest Weather: 2,301stSmartest Citizens: 2,682ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,785thMost Inclusive: 3,083rdMost Politically Free: 3,085thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,389thMost Secular: 5,111thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,168thNicest Citizens: 5,460thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,789thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,023rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,029thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,255thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,296thLargest Populations: 8,971stMost Cultured: 9,097thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,671stMost Income Equality: 10,340thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,551stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,663rdNudest: 10,884thMost Extreme: 13,466thHighest Economic Output: 15,320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,997thMost Influential: 18,323rd
Best Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the region

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