The Tholian Assembly of
Democratic Socialists
Hail The Emperor
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

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The Tholian Assembly of Cpsu is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Steven Ivannov with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 8.246 billion Cseepians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The Cpsuan economy, worth 682 trillion Energy Credits a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,709 Energy Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Cpsu has found 1 easter egg), and all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cpsu's national animal is the Tholian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cpsu is ranked 101st in The Allied Republics and 113,382nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -178 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 4 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Cpsu endorsed The TAR Delegate Republic of MMS Nation.
  • 5 days ago: Cpsu was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • 5 days ago: Cpsu applied to join the World Assembly.
  • 8 days ago: Cpsu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Cpsu, all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Cpsu, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Cpsu has found 1 easter egg).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Cpsu, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Cpsu, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Cpsu, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • 8 days ago: Cpsu relocated from Osiris to The Allied Republics.

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