Most Pacifist: 655th Safest: 692nd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,126th
The Tholian Assembly of
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For The Goals, The People, and The Prosperity Of CPSU
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The Tholian Assembly of Cpsu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steven Ivannov with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 11.906 billion Cseepians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but sluggish Cseepian economy, worth 729 trillion Energy Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,256 Energy Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vladivostok's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Vladivostok Times is sold out, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cpsu's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athiesm.

Cpsu is ranked 130,969th in the world and 33rd in The Universal Order of Nations for Most Stationary, with 25.85892789472 Days.

Most Pacifist: 655thSafest: 692ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,126thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,306thLargest Governments: 1,328thLowest Crime Rates: 1,374thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,390thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,921stTop
Best Weather: 2,336thSmartest Citizens: 2,714thHealthiest Citizens: 2,817thMost Politically Free: 3,090thMost Inclusive: 3,226thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,418thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,989thMost Secular: 5,304thNicest Citizens: 5,508thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,781stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,978thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,182ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,346thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,346thLargest Populations: 8,936thMost Cultured: 9,251stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,881stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,601stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,711thMost Income Equality: 10,937thNudest: 11,482ndMost Extreme: 13,977thHighest Economic Output: 15,327thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,122nd
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region

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