The Tholian Assembly of
Democratic Socialists
For The Goals, The People, and The Prosperity Of CPSU
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Tholian Assembly of Cpsu is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Steven Ivannov with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 9.173 billion Cseepians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The sizeable but stagnant Tholian economy, worth 69.5 trillion Energy Credits a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,572 Energy Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cpsu's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cpsu is ranked 89th in The Allied Republics and 111,503rd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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