Most Pacifist: 587th Safest: 748th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,062nd
The Tholian Assembly of
Left-wing Utopia
For The Goals, The People, and The Prosperity Of CPSU
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Tholian Assembly of Cpsu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Steven Ivannov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 11.18 billion Cseepians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The large but underdeveloped Cseepian economy, worth 840 trillion Energy Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,170 Energy Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Cpsu's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cpsu's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athiesm.

Cpsu is ranked 2,865th in the world and 3rd in The Allied States for Smartest Citizens, with 122.94 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Pacifist: 587thSafest: 748thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,062ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,281stLargest Governments: 1,331stLowest Crime Rates: 1,390thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,413thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1,783rdBest Weather: 2,224thHealthiest Citizens: 2,721stMost Inclusive: 2,827thSmartest Citizens: 2,865thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,902ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,323rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,548thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,690thMost Secular: 4,449thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,974thNicest Citizens: 5,799thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,835thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,209thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,413thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,588thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,524thMost Cultured: 8,852ndNudest: 9,124thLargest Populations: 9,353rdHighest Economic Output: 12,516thMost Income Equality: 12,627thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,905th
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Safest: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Income Equality: 16th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cpsu lodged a message on the The Allied States Regional Message Board.
  • : Cpsu lodged a message on the The Allied States Regional Message Board.
  • : Cpsu lodged a message on the The Allied States Regional Message Board.
  • : Cpsu lodged a message on the The Allied States Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cpsu, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals.
  • : Cpsu was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Cpsu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Cpsu, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Cpsu, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Cpsu, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Cpsu's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.

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