The Tholian Assembly of
Democratic Socialists
For The Goals, The People, and The Prosperity Of CPSU
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Tholian Assembly of Cpsu is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Steven Ivannov with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, humorless population of 8.745 billion Cseepians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The sizeable but stagnant Tholian economy, worth 63.5 trillion Energy Credits a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,263 Energy Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, extraordinary tribunals try accused financials criminals, and veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cpsu's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cpsu is ranked 101st in The Allied Republics and 136,505th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -30 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 75 minutes ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cpsu, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cpsu, extraordinary tribunals try accused financials criminals.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cpsu, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Cpsu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Cpsu fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cpsu, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cpsu, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cpsu, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cpsu, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Cpsu lodged a message on the The Allied Republics Regional Message Board.

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