Most Pacifist: 637th Safest: 774th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,150th
The Tholian Assembly of
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The Tholian Assembly of Cpsu is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Steven Ivannov with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 11.535 billion Cseepians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The large but underdeveloped Cseepian economy, worth 867 trillion Energy Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,213 Energy Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Cpsu's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cpsu's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athiesm.

Cpsu is ranked 1,150th in the world and 3rd in The Allied States for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,374.04 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Pacifist: 637thSafest: 774thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,150thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,384thLargest Governments: 1,415thLowest Crime Rates: 1,436thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,522ndTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,930thBest Weather: 2,401stHealthiest Citizens: 2,796thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,905thSmartest Citizens: 3,025thMost Inclusive: 3,332ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,473rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,727thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,763rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,809thMost Secular: 5,310thNicest Citizens: 5,876thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,883rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,262ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,439thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,829thTop
Most Cultured: 8,774thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,974thLargest Populations: 9,144thNudest: 10,717thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,121stHighest Economic Output: 12,382ndMost Income Equality: 13,196th
Safest: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Income Equality: 15th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionNudest: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 30th in the region

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