Most Pacifist: 674th Safest: 683rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,187th
The Tholian Assembly of
Left-wing Utopia
For The Goals, The People, and The Prosperity Of CPSU
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Tholian Assembly of Cpsu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steven Ivannov with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 12.193 billion Cseepians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but sluggish Cseepian economy, worth 768 trillion Energy Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,066 Energy Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vladivostok's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Vladivostok Times is sold out, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cpsu's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athiesm.

Cpsu is ranked 178,771st in the world and 44th in The Universal Order of Nations for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.66 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Pacifist: 674thSafest: 683rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,187thLargest Governments: 1,338thLowest Crime Rates: 1,349thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,350thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,405thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1,987thBest Weather: 2,367thSmartest Citizens: 2,772ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,840thMost Politically Free: 3,389thMost Inclusive: 3,537thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,546thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,308thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,467thNicest Citizens: 5,612thMost Secular: 5,891stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,307thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,654thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,209thLargest Populations: 8,766thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,978thTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,146thMost Cultured: 9,488thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,778thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,136thNudest: 11,607thMost Extreme: 13,760thHighest Economic Output: 14,836th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the region

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