Most Pacifist: 598th Safest: 770th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,055th
The Tholian Assembly of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
For The Goals, The People, and The Prosperity Of CPSU
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The Tholian Assembly of Cpsu is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Steven Ivannov with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 10.803 billion Cseepians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The large but underdeveloped Cseepian economy, worth 725 trillion Energy Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,177 Energy Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of The Allied States, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cpsu's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athiesm.

Cpsu is ranked 189,143rd in the world and 637th in The Allied States for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.7 Missed References Per Hour.

Most Pacifist: 598thSafest: 770thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,055thLargest Governments: 1,295thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,342ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,363rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,409thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,817thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,195thBest Weather: 2,320thHealthiest Citizens: 2,818thSmartest Citizens: 2,894thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,820thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,092ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,109thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,211thMost Secular: 5,226thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,109thNicest Citizens: 6,142ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,449thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,029thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,417thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,936thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,447thMost Cultured: 8,781stTop
Largest Populations: 9,614thMost Income Equality: 11,611thNudest: 12,016thHighest Economic Output: 14,125thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,372nd
Safest: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 27th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 53rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cpsu, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Cpsu, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Cpsu, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek.
  • : Following new legislation in Cpsu, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Allied States.
  • : Following new legislation in Cpsu, Tribbles have more rights than the average citizen.
  • : Cpsu was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Cpsu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cpsu, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Cpsu, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Cpsu, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.


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