Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Canada

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The Swiss Cheese Confederacy of Cowland5 is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by King William IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 14.152 billion Cowlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cowtopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Book Publishing and Tourism.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, Cowland5 is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime is totally unknown. Cowland5's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the franc.

Cowland5 is ranked 153rd in Canada and 115,037th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 21 days ago: Cowland5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.
  • 34 days ago: Cowland5 was endorsed by The Federation of Nunavut Republic.
  • 49 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 1 million infected.
  • 49 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 1 million infected.
  • 49 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 1 million infected.
  • 49 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 1 million infected.
  • 49 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 1 million infected.
  • 49 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 2 million infected.
  • 49 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 1 million infected.
  • 49 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 2 million infected.

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