Most Influential: 104th Most Stationary: 626th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,205th
The Swiss Cheese Confederacy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Moo
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Swiss Cheese Confederacy of Cowland5 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Tabitha II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.252 billion Cowlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cowtopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.8%.

The powerhouse Cowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,339 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 135,589 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown. Cowland5's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cowland5 is ranked 12,092nd in the world and 48th in Canada for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,469.8 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Influential: 104thMost Stationary: 626thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,205thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,048thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,341stHighest Economic Output: 3,104thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,581stMost Cultured: 3,602ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,145thHealthiest Citizens: 4,178thLargest Populations: 4,475thRudest Citizens: 4,635thSmartest Citizens: 4,926thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,276thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,770thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,575thBest Weather: 8,540thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,557thNudest: 9,855thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,953rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,092ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,220thMost Developed: 12,329thHighest Average Incomes: 13,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,357thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,414th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cowland5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Cowland5 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 5% for Nudest.
  • : Cowland5 voted for The Big Tex Department O Justice of NewTexas in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Cowtopolis to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.

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