Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Canada

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The Swiss Cheese Confederacy of Cowland5 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King William IV with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.388 billion Cowlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cowtopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.3%.

The powerhouse Cowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,964 trillion francs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 136,538 francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, Cowland5 is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime is almost non-existent. Cowland5's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cowland5 is ranked 24th in Canada and 4,309th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 837.35 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago

  • 20 days ago: Cowland5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • 62 days ago: Cowland5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.
  • 74 days ago: Cowland5 was endorsed by The Federation of Nunavut Republic.
  • 89 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 1 million infected.
  • 89 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 1 million infected.
  • 89 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 1 million infected.
  • 89 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 1 million infected.
  • 89 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 1 million infected.
  • 89 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 2 million infected.
  • 89 days ago: Jarodl was struck by a Cure Missile from Cowland5, curing 1 million infected.

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