Most Influential: 124th Most Stationary: 612th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,211th
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The Swiss Cheese Confederacy of Cowland5 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Tabitha II with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.834 billion Cowlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cowtopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.2%.

The powerhouse Cowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,452 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,541 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, Queen Tabitha II panders to nontraditional families, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Cowland5's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cowland5 is ranked 143,821st in the world and 145th in Canada for Most Conservative, scoring 22.46 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Influential: 124thMost Stationary: 612thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,211thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,045thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,272ndHighest Economic Output: 3,078thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,802ndMost Cultured: 3,861stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,131stLargest Populations: 4,355thHealthiest Citizens: 4,375thSmartest Citizens: 5,272ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,615thRudest Citizens: 5,699thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,200thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,544thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,235thBest Weather: 8,519thNudest: 8,785thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,266thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,913thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,360thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,444thMost Developed: 11,624thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,374thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,294thHighest Average Incomes: 13,683rd
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cowland5's influence in Canada fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Cowland5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Cowland5 was endorsed by West-side.
  • : Cowland5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Nudest and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Cowland5 was endorsed by The Republic of Ketagalan.
  • : Cowland5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, torture is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, Queen Tabitha II panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Cowland5's influence in Canada rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Cowland5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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