Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Canada


The Swiss Cheese Confederacy of Cowland5 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King William IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 13.807 billion Cowlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cowtopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Book Publishing and Tourism.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, Cowland5 is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime is totally unknown. Cowland5's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the franc.

Cowland5 is ranked 44th in Canada and 12,332nd in the world for Best Weather, with 84 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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by Max Barry

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