Most Influential: 101st Most Stationary: 622nd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,219th
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The Swiss Cheese Confederacy of Cowland5 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Tabitha II with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.144 billion Cowlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cowtopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.8%.

The powerhouse Cowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,333 trillion francs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 136,131 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown. Cowland5's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cowland5 is ranked 188,472nd in the world and 156th in Canada for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -13.04 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Influential: 101stMost Stationary: 622ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,219thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,881stTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,295thHighest Economic Output: 3,043rdMost Cultured: 3,453rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,584thHealthiest Citizens: 3,995thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,041stLargest Populations: 4,479thRudest Citizens: 4,784thSmartest Citizens: 4,859thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,166thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,617thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,027thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,229thBest Weather: 8,265thNudest: 8,628thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,082ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,375thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,629thMost Developed: 11,845thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,012thHighest Average Incomes: 12,429thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,882ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,141stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,442ndMost Secular: 17,879th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Cowland5 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 5% for Nudest.
  • : Cowland5 voted for The Big Tex Department O Justice of NewTexas in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Cowtopolis to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Cowland5, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Cowland5 changed its national leader to "Queen Tabitha II".

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