The Swiss Cheese Confederacy of
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The Swiss Cheese Confederacy of Cowland5 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King William IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.931 billion Cowlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cowtopolis. The average income tax rate is 45.5%.

The thriving Cowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,089 trillion francs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 131,148 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, Cowland5 is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime is totally unknown. Cowland5's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cowland5 is ranked 46th in Canada and 56,789th in the world for Most Armed, scoring -7.151 on the Magnum-Eastwood Ordnance Scale.

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