The Equestrian Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Long Live Artaeum!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Equestrian Kingdom of Council of Artaeum is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Izan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.084 billion Artaeum Equestrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicornia. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Artaeum Equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 205,929 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Council of Artaeum's market has been colonised by the corporations of rich countries, half of Council of Artaeum's doctors can't speak the language, Council of Artaeum's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and it is widely believed that the first citizen of Council of Artaeum was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Council of Artaeum's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Reformed Ponyism.

Council of Artaeum is ranked 109th in The Alliance of Dictators and 74,393rd in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1.44 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Council of Artaeum, it is widely believed that the first citizen of Council of Artaeum was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O'.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Council of Artaeum, Council of Artaeum's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Council of Artaeum, half of Council of Artaeum's doctors can't speak the language.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Council of Artaeum, Council of Artaeum's market has been colonised by the corporations of rich countries.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Council of Artaeum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Council of Artaeum fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Council of Artaeum, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Council of Artaeum, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Council of Artaeum, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business.
  • 4 days ago: Council of Artaeum lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics