The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Pax et Mala
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of Cotdelapoms is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jarvis Coquerique with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.679 billion Cotdelapomsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albionpool. The average income tax rate is 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cotdelapomsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 116,895 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, Cotdelapoms's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime is well under control. Cotdelapoms's national animal is the Ours Polaire, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cotdelapoms is ranked 99th in Rushmore and 121,194th in the world for Best Weather, with -127 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 13 days ago: Cotdelapoms was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 13 days ago: Cotdelapoms was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Inclusive.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Cotdelapoms, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • 24 days ago: Cotdelapoms was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Cotdelapoms, Cotdelapoms's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Cotdelapoms, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Cotdelapoms, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Cotdelapoms, government officials across Cotdelapoms are being "encouraged" to adopt Ours Polaires to set an example for the populace.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Cotdelapoms, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 48 days ago: Cotdelapoms was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.

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