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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Master with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.42 billion Cosmovanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valley Lodge. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cosmovanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,501 trillion orphans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 681,003 orphans, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,624,581 per year while the poor average 16,940, a ratio of 332 to 1.

A large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cosmovania's national animal is the torgo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Manos.

Cosmovania is ranked 161st in Wysteria and 114,249th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -11,010.25 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 4 days ago: Cosmovania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Cosmovania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.

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