The All-Consuming Hive Mind of
Corporate Police State
Pray for Cosmovania....
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.634 billion Cosmovanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valley Lodge. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cosmovanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,482 trillion orphans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 670,477 orphans, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,672,389 per year while the poor average 33,357, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, and movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cosmovania's national animal is the torgo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Manos.

Cosmovania is ranked 149th in Wysteria and 125,535th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -24 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 15 hours ago

  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, popular political cartoonists are thrown in jail for inciting dissent.
  • 12 days ago: Cosmovania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.

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