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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Master with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.687 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valley Lodge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

Torgo racing stadiums are open 24/7, Cosmovania's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cosmovania's national animal is the torgo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Manos, and its currency is the orphan.

Cosmovania is ranked 14th in Wysteria and 78th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 9,756.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 13 hours ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, Cosmovania's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, torgo racing stadiums are open 24/7.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Cosmovania was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.

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