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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.333 billion Cosmovanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valley Lodge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

Public nudity is compulsory, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, healthcare funding has been cut, and computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cosmovania's national animal is the torgo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Manos, and its currency is the orphan.

Cosmovania is ranked 143rd in Wysteria and 96,191st in the world for Most Average, scoring 412 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 105 minutes ago

  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, healthcare funding has been cut.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, public nudity is compulsory.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'.

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