The All-Consuming Hive Mind of
Corporate Police State
Pray for Cosmovania....
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Master with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.768 billion Cosmovanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valley Lodge. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cosmovanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,576 trillion orphans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 670,756 orphans, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,674,334 per year while the poor average 33,370, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cosmovania's national animal is the torgo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Manos.

Cosmovania is ranked 162nd in Wysteria and 143,018th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -1,645 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Cosmovania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 8 days ago: Cosmovania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 20 days ago: Cosmovania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.

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