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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by The Master with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.509 billion Cosmovanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valley Lodge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

Military spending recently hit a new high, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cosmovania's national animal is the torgo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Manos, and its currency is the orphan.

Cosmovania is ranked 9th in Wysteria and 24th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 35 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.

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