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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Master with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.835 billion Cosmovanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valley Lodge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

Much of Cosmovania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, and protests are prohibited from blocking traffic. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cosmovania's national animal is the torgo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Manos, and its currency is the orphan.

Cosmovania is ranked 56th in Wysteria and 4,349th in the world for Largest Populations, with 14,835 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days ago

  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, much of Cosmovania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.

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