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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania

“Pray for Cosmovania....”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Master with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.048 billion Cosmovanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, pro-business government is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valley Lodge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cosmovania's national animal is the torgo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Manos, and its currency is the orphan.

Cosmovania is ranked 20th in Wysteria and 195th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 586 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 105 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 105 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 105 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 105 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • 105 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, the government is spending billions of taxpayer orphans to support the Arms Manufacturing industry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, healthcare funding has been cut.

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