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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The All-Consuming Hive Mind of Cosmovania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.179 billion Cosmovanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, pro-business morass -- devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valley Lodge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

Scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, the Great Cosmovania Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cosmovania's national animal is the torgo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Manos, and its currency is the orphan.

Cosmovania is ranked 10th in Wysteria and 27th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 38 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, the Great Cosmovania Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 5 days ago: Cosmovania was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Cosmovania, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.

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