The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Empire of Corsaria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Empress Mataii with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 27.599 billion Corsarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corsaria City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Corsarian economy, worth an astonishing 15,578 trillion Cors a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 564,458 Cors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corsaria's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Corsaria is ranked 1st in Katasia and 1st in the world for Safest, scoring 26,423.096 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, Corsaria is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.

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