The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Empire of Corsaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Mataii with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 26.602 billion Corsarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corsaria City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Corsarian economy, worth an astonishing 14,835 trillion Cors a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 557,683 Cors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corsaria's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Corsaria is ranked 1st in Katasia and 2nd in the world for Most Devout, scoring 2,676 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, students cut up leftover Cors during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.

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