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The Allied States of Cornelliam

“Strength and Honor, Courage and Pie”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Moon

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The Allied States of Cornelliam is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Prime Minister Tim with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.39 billion Cornelliamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timoteo. The average income tax rate is 15%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Tourism.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Bon battlesuits, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Cornelliam, and emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornelliam's national animal is the Bonobo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Bon.

Cornelliam is ranked 1st in The Moon and 311th in the world for Most Average, scoring 1,530 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Cornelliam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Average.
  • 19 hours ago: Cornelliam was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Average.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Cornelliam.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Bon battlesuits.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Cornelliam voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn NAZI EUROPE"".
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Cornelliam fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.

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