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The Allied States of Cornelliam

“Strength and Honor, Courage and Pie”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Moon

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The Allied States of Cornelliam is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Tim with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.774 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timoteo. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Tourism.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornelliam's national animal is the Bonobo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Bon.

Cornelliam is ranked 62nd in The Moon and 91,410th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.105 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 12 hours ago

  • 15 minutes ago: Cornelliam was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: #1).
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Cornelliam voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Dourian Embassy".

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