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The Allied States of Cornelliam

“Strength and Honor, Courage and Pie”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The Moon

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The Allied States of Cornelliam is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Tim with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 13.707 billion Cornelliamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timoteo. The average income tax rate is 3%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Tourism.

All tariffs have been abolished, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornelliam's national animal is the Bonobo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Bon.

Cornelliam is ranked 88th in The Moon and 114,457th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -996 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Cornelliam was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: #1).
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Cornelliam voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Versutian Federation".
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards.

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