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The Allied States of Cornelliam

“Strength and Honor, Courage and Pie”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The Moon

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The Allied States of Cornelliam is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Tim with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 13.874 billion Cornelliamians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timoteo. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Tourism.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, companies balk at paying their workers, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Cornelliam with a very polite populace. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornelliam's national animal is the Bonobo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Bon.

Cornelliam is ranked 1st in The Moon and 255th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 441 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Cornelliam with a very polite populace.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, companies balk at paying their workers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 4 days ago: Cornelliam voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn North Korea"".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, Cornelliam's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Cornelliam, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.

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