The Malicious Corporal of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Χαλεπὰ τὰ καλά (Naught Without Labor)
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Malicious Corporal of Cormac Stark is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Cormac Stark with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.083 billion Cormonkeys enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cormacville. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cormonkey economy, worth 459 trillion crucicrescents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 64,918 crucicrescents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Cormac Stark has found 4 easter eggs), and the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Cormac Stark has found 4 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cormac Stark's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cormac Stark is ranked 45th in The Brotherhood of Malice and 112,917th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -3 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cormac Stark fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Cormac Stark was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Cormac Stark was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • : Cormac Stark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Cormac Stark was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Cormac Stark was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Cormac Stark was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Cormac Stark was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Cormac Stark was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Cormac Stark lodged a message on the The Brotherhood of Malice Regional Message Board.

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