Most Advanced Defense Forces: 74th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108th Most Influential: 127th
The Imperial Main Province of
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The Imperial Main Province of Copenhagen Metropolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Imperial Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.968 billion Copenhageners are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vega. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Copenhagen Metropolisian economy, worth a remarkable 6,080 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 435,290 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, gun ownership is compulsory, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Copenhagen Metropolisian Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Copenhagen Metropolis's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Copenhagen Metropolis is ranked 5,712th in the world and 18th in Nordic Lands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14,483.96 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 74thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108thMost Influential: 127thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 149thLargest Mining Sector: 176thFattest Citizens: 197thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 205thLargest Black Market: 216thHighest Average Incomes: 247thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 346thMost Efficient Economies: 416thMost Corrupt Governments: 437thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 486thMost Avoided: 553rdHighest Economic Output: 561stLargest Retail Industry: 724thLargest Insurance Industry: 820thMost Secular: 854thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 855thMost Scientifically Advanced: 922ndMost Armed: 936thLargest Information Technology Sector: 990thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,303rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,764thLargest Governments: 1,782ndMost Stationary: 1,907thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,054thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,070thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,586thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,768thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,462ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3,985thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,712thSmartest Citizens: 5,775thLargest Populations: 6,533rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,053rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,052ndMost Pro-Market: 19,236th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the region

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