The Imperial Main Province of
Compulsory Consumerist State
For the Greater Good
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Imperial Main Province of Copenhagen Metropolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Imperial Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.736 billion Copenhageners are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vega. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Copenhagen Metropolisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,416 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 461,486 Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,354,098 per year while the poor average 123,981, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Copenhagen Metropolis is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, billions of Kroner are being blown on orbital weapons development, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Copenhagen Metropolis's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Copenhagen Metropolis is ranked 133rd in Nordic Lands and 140,176th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -452 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Copenhagen Metropolis, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Copenhagen Metropolis was endorsed by The United Feet of Footlon.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Copenhagen Metropolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Copenhagen Metropolis, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Copenhagen Metropolis, billions of Kroner are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Copenhagen Metropolis, Copenhagen Metropolis is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Copenhagen Metropolis, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Copenhagen Metropolis, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • 18 days ago: Copenhagen Metropolis was ranked #1 in the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: Copenhagen Metropolis was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".

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