Most Advanced Defense Forces: 73rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 151st
The Imperial Main Province of
Compulsory Consumerist State
For the Greater Good
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Imperial Main Province of Copenhagen Metropolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Imperial Council with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.674 billion Copenhageners are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vega. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Copenhagen Metropolisian economy, worth a remarkable 6,500 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 443,017 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Vega is a police state during international summits, military spending is on the increase, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Copenhagen Metropolis's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Copenhagen Metropolis is ranked 43,877th in the world and 29th in Nordic Lands for Most Conservative, scoring 58.85 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 73rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 151stMost Influential: 154thLargest Mining Sector: 181stLargest Black Market: 196thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 207thFattest Citizens: 228thHighest Average Incomes: 257thMost Efficient Economies: 400thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 403rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 500thMost Corrupt Governments: 512thHighest Economic Output: 530thMost Avoided: 629thLargest Retail Industry: 787thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 829thLargest Insurance Industry: 830thMost Armed: 1,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,125thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,150thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,340thTop
Most Stationary: 1,807thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,854thMost Secular: 1,874thLargest Governments: 2,046thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,075thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,401stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,616thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,016thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,290thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,432ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,151stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,020thSmartest Citizens: 6,210thLargest Populations: 6,264thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,300th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the region

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