Highest Drug Use: 809th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,120th Most Efficient Economies: 1,358th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
He who knows best knows how little he knows.
King Cooper x
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Kingdom of Cooperia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Cooper x with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.216 billion Cooperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cooper City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cooperian economy, worth 847 trillion Coopers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 136,266 Coopers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 438,278 per year while the poor average 32,089, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Only government officials may operate computers, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Cooperia, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cooperia's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cooperism.

Cooperia is ranked 9,969th in the world and 1st in Klinepeteria for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 90.72 Effective Tax Rate.

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Highest Drug Use: 809thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,120thMost Efficient Economies: 1,358thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,378thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,579thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,246thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,300thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,390thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,131stMost Developed: 5,772ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,781stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,903rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,702ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 9,577thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,957thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,969thLargest Governments: 11,369thSmartest Citizens: 11,418thHighest Economic Output: 13,353rdMost Devout: 13,539thHighest Average Incomes: 14,810thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,541st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cooperia, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooperia, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooperia, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Cooperia.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooperia, only government officials may operate computers.
  • : Cooperia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooperia, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooperia, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooperia, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooperia, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooperia, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.

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