“The chief business of the American people is business.”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Free Society of Coolidgestein is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by President Calvin Coolidge with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.403 billion Coolidgesteinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Religion & Spirituality and Law & Order are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.
Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, hawks with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Coolidgestein's many privately-owned prisons. Crime is crippling. Coolidgestein's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its currency is the dollar.
Most Recent Government Activity: 51 days ago
- 20 days ago: Coolidgestein fell out of the world Top 10% for Shortest Average Lifespan.
- 35 days ago: Coolidgestein fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- 38 days ago: Coolidgestein was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- 51 days ago: Coolidgestein endorsed The I will miss you all of Humpheria.
- 51 days ago: Coolidgestein relocated from The Commonwealth States to Libertatem.
- 55 days ago: Coolidgestein was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
- 56 days ago: Coolidgestein's influence in The Commonwealth States fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- 57 days ago: Coolidgestein was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
- 58 days ago: Coolidgestein was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- 59 days ago: Coolidgestein was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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