The Unruly Confederation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Lay back and give 'em hell
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Ambassador
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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The Unruly Confederation of CoolHandLuke is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Luke the Champion with a fair hand, and notable for its lack of airports, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.498 billion Lukes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ChainGang Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Luke economy, worth a remarkable 1,680 trillion Boiled Eggs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 197,707 Boiled Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, CoolHandLuke's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned benderball fields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CoolHandLuke's national animal is the bender, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CoolHandLuke is ranked 113th in USSR and 143,056th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned benderball fields.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, CoolHandLuke's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 6 days ago: CoolHandLuke voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Prevention of Torture"".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 8 days ago: CoolHandLuke voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Infectious Disease Control".
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Luke the Champion's bedroom.

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