The Unruly Confederation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Lay back and give 'em hell
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The Unruly Confederation of CoolHandLuke is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Luke the Champion with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.835 billion Lukes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ChainGang Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Luke economy, worth a remarkable 1,763 trillion Boiled Eggs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,618 Boiled Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Luke the Champion's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CoolHandLuke's national animal is the bender, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CoolHandLuke is ranked 59th in USSR and 76,127th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 64 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, Luke the Champion's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, torture is illegal.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, all weapon research has been banned.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in CoolHandLuke, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.

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