The Boerewors Laager of Conservative Apartheid is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.342 billion Conservative Apartheidians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waardiefokisonsfontein. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.4%.
The very strong Conservative Apartheidian economy, worth 458 trillion Rand a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Information Technology. Average income is 49,128 Rand, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Voting is voluntary, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, the education system is famed for its taxing exams, and shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Conservative Apartheid's national animal is the Bokke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is die Vodacom Blou Bulle.
Conservative Apartheid is ranked 6th in Apartheid South Africa and 68,392nd in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 58 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Conservative Apartheid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Conservative Apartheid fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
- : Conservative Apartheid changed its national faith to "die Vodacom Blou Bulle".
- : Conservative Apartheid changed its national animal to "Bokke", its currency to "Rand", and its faith to "Vodacom Blou Bulle".
- : Conservative Apartheid changed its national nation type to "Boerewors Laager".
- : Conservative Apartheid changed its national capital to "Waardiefokisonsfontein".
- : Conservative Apartheid fell out of the world Top 10% for Shortest Average Lifespan.
- : Conservative Apartheid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios.
- : Conservative Apartheid created a new poll in Apartheid South Africa: "New Anthem/Nuwe Volkslied?".
- : Conservative Apartheid lodged a message on the Apartheid South Africa Regional Message Board.