Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,266th Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,450th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,344th
The Boerewors Laager of
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Regional Influence
Civil Rights
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The Boerewors Laager of Conservative Apartheid is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.321 billion Conservative Apartheidians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waardiefokisonsfontein. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.4%.

The very strong Conservative Apartheidian economy, worth 553 trillion Rand a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Information Technology. Average income is 48,932 Rand, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, the education system is famed for its taxing exams, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and protests are prohibited from blocking traffic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Conservative Apartheid's national animal is the Bokke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is die Vodacom Blou Bulle.

Conservative Apartheid is ranked 74,493rd in the world and 5th in Apartheid South Africa for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,084.49 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,266thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,450thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,344thTop
Most Conservative: 8,850thLargest Populations: 9,202ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,747thFattest Citizens: 10,648thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,305thMost Influential: 12,723rdSafest: 15,967thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,518th

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