The Boerewors Laager of Conservative Apartheid is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.515 billion Conservative Apartheidians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waardiefokisonsfontein. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.4%.
The very strong Conservative Apartheidian economy, worth 563 trillion Rand a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Information Technology. Average income is 48,932 Rand, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
The right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, the education system is famed for its taxing exams, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and protests are prohibited from blocking traffic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Conservative Apartheid's national animal is the Bokke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is die Vodacom Blou Bulle.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Conservative Apartheid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Conservative Apartheid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Conservative Apartheid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Conservative Apartheid's influence in Apartheid South Africa fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
- : Conservative Apartheid's influence in Apartheid South Africa rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Superpower".
- : Conservative Apartheid relocated from Lazarus to Apartheid South Africa.
- : Conservative Apartheid was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Conservative Apartheid ceased to exist.
- : Conservative Apartheid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Conservative Apartheid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.