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The United Provinces of Conservalandem

“May Our Leaders Fear Naught, But The People's Wrath!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The United Provinces of Conservalandem is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High-Chancellor Christian Lee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.821 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burkeville. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology industries.

Insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Conservalandem with a very polite populace. Crime is pervasive. Conservalandem's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Capital Mark.

Conservalandem is ranked 541st in Capitalist Paradise and 120,669th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Conservalandem was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Free.
  • 14 days ago: Conservalandem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 17 days ago: Conservalandem was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Conservalandem, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Conservalandem with a very polite populace.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Conservalandem, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Conservalandem, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 21 days ago: Conservalandem relocated from Balder to Capitalist Paradise.
  • 22 days ago: Conservalandem was refounded in Balder.
  • 37 days ago: Conservalandem ceased to exist.
  • 44 days ago: Conservalandem fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extreme.

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