The Soviet Reunion of
Left-wing Utopia
Ad astra per alas porci
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Soviet Reunion of Conoga is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by God Emperor Pigasus the Immortal with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.348 billion Chvezzeri are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fran Sancisco. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chvezzero economy, worth a remarkable 1,716 trillion Liyres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,988 Liyres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Conoga's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, workers have seized control of the economy, and the Goat is a protected species. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Conoga's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Claptonism.

Conoga is ranked 56th in Kotturheim and 117,066th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -17 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, the Goat is a protected species.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Conoga's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Conoga lodged a message on the Kotturheim Regional Message Board.
  • : Conoga voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
  • : Conoga voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
  • : Conoga was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.

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