Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 268th Most Cultured: 369th Largest Publishing Industry: 611th
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Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The I think I have alopecia of Conoga is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Peppa Pig with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.012 billion pigs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fran Sancisco. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a pig economy, worth a remarkable 1,805 trillion Liyres a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,828 Liyres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Conoga's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, many aides in Peppa Pig's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Conoga's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is pigism.

Conoga is ranked 611th in the world and 1st in Kotturheim for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 41,194.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 268thMost Cultured: 369thLargest Publishing Industry: 611thLargest Black Market: 752ndMost Beautiful Environments: 853rdMost Pacifist: 1,062ndMost Devout: 1,109thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,280thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,289thMost Primitive: 1,344thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,386thNicest Citizens: 1,428thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,467thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,537thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,678thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,845thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,871stTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,051stMost Politically Free: 2,135thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,611thMost Inclusive: 2,747thBest Weather: 2,830thMost Developed: 2,929thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,302ndHighest Economic Output: 4,467thMost Influential: 4,921stSmartest Citizens: 5,740thLargest Populations: 6,481stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,889thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,253rdTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 10,231stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,514thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,710thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,039thNudest: 12,117thHealthiest Citizens: 12,146thLargest Governments: 13,245thHighest Average Incomes: 14,654thMost Stationary: 15,746thMost Efficient Economies: 16,366th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Conoga changed its national demonym to "pig" and its demonym adjective to "a pig".
  • : Conoga changed its national faith to "pigism" and its nation type to "I think I have alopecia".
  • : Conoga changed its national leader to "Peppa Pig".
  • : Conoga changed its national capital to "Fran Sancisco", its faith to "idk", its leader to "Pigasus", and its motto to "Ad astra per alas porci".
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, many aides in Peppa Pig's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, Conoga's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.


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