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The Democratic Republic of Congolian

“Don't be a fool, go to School”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: The Nudist Dreamland


The Democratic Republic of Congolian is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The compassionate, intelligent population of 17.665 billion Congolianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem, the elephant is a protected species, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Congolian's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pubble.

Congolian is ranked 5th in The Nudist Dreamland and 114,394th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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by Max Barry

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