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The Democratic Republic of Congolian

“Don't be a fool, go to School”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: The Nudist Dreamland


The Democratic Republic of Congolian is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.874 billion Congolianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The large but inefficient Congolianian economy, worth 963 trillion pubbles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 53,898 pubbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem, the elephant is a protected species, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Congolian's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Congolian is ranked 3rd in The Nudist Dreamland and 55,787th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.322 Stalins.

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by Max Barry

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