The Democratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Don't be a fool, go to School
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Democratic Republic of Congolian is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.36 billion Congolianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The large but inefficient Congolianian economy, worth 989 trillion pubbles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 53,898 pubbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem, the elephant is a protected species, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Congolian's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Congolian is ranked 1st in The Nudist Dreamland and 4,375th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 14 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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by Max Barry

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