The Republic of Confederate States 0f America is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gary Earl Johnson with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 17.4 billion Confederates have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.4%.

The all-consuming Cofederate economy, worth a remarkable 1,479 trillion Confederate Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,024 Confederate Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and politicians can be seen taking candy from babies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederate States 0f America's national animal is the White Tail Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Confederate States 0f America is ranked 114,197^th in the world and 5,591^st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.24 law-abiding acts per hour.