The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.249 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 20,878 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 766,216 shticlars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,496,479 per year while the poor average 60,992, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and flogging is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 120th in Wysteria and 119,729th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -36 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, flogging is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the Great Complete Bastards Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults.

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