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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.237 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Healthcare funding has been cut, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism, and its currency is the shticlar.

Complete Bastards is ranked 23rd in Wysteria and 165th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 1,901 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Complete Bastards fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, healthcare funding has been cut.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Complete Bastards's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the country is preparing for war.

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