Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd Most Avoided: 4th Fattest Citizens: 5th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.801 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 23,655 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 793,783 shticlars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,914,309 per year while the poor average 91,708, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

Citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 151,848th in the world and 114th in Wysteria for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -235.8 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdMost Avoided: 4thFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Mining Sector: 14thHighest Economic Output: 15thMost Devout: 15thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thMost Corrupt Governments: 19thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 24thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 33rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39thLargest Retail Industry: 65thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67thLargest Populations: 91stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 127thLargest Gambling Industry: 128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 153rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 206thMost Armed: 262ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 292ndLargest Governments: 323rdMost Efficient Economies: 349thMost Conservative: 469thRudest Citizens: 483rdMost Stationary: 616thMost Primitive: 637thTop
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Most Extreme: 2,716thLowest Crime Rates: 2,795thLargest Black Market: 2,814thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,132ndMost Influential: 5,058thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,919thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,294thMost Authoritarian: 12,946thMost Pro-Market: 14,894th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Spotted jackal Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens must pay to enjoy Complete Bastards's pristine beaches.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the nation is under martial law.

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