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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.115 billion Complete Bastardsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism, and its currency is the shticlar.

Complete Bastards is ranked 178th in Wysteria and 110,972nd in the world for Most Average, scoring -1,237 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, military service is compulsory.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.

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