Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd Fattest Citizens: 6th Most Avoided: 6th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.052 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 22,979 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 790,989 shticlars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,949,042 per year while the poor average 89,199, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, and hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Complete Bastards's many privately-owned prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 181,323rd in the world and 137th in Wysteria for Longest Average Lifespans, with 15.5 Years.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdFattest Citizens: 6thMost Avoided: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Mining Sector: 12thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12thMost Devout: 14thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14thHighest Economic Output: 14thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31stLargest Retail Industry: 56thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 64thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 84thLowest Crime Rates: 92ndLargest Populations: 94thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117thLargest Governments: 123rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 131stLargest Agricultural Sector: 210thMost Efficient Economies: 361stRudest Citizens: 399thMost Primitive: 595thMost Stationary: 637thMost Conservative: 691stLargest Gambling Industry: 940thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,021stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,219thTop
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Most Extreme: 2,149thLargest Black Market: 2,653rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,362ndMost Influential: 4,971stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,951stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,238thMost Pro-Market: 12,869thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,103rdMost Authoritarian: 16,947th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Complete Bastards's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Complete Bastards's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.

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