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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.493 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, political activists are routinely executed, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism, and its currency is the shticlar.

Complete Bastards is ranked 9th in Wysteria and 12,256th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 2.027 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 15 days ago: Complete Bastards fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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