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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.418 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

The government is cracking down on subversive groups, the spotted jackal is believed to be extinct, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism, and its currency is the shticlar.

Complete Bastards is ranked 3rd in Wysteria and 4th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 47 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 74 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 74 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 74 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the spotted jackal is believed to be extinct.
  • 74 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.

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