The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and self-igniting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.414 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 21,879 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 770,010 shticlars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,088,390 per year while the poor average 76,617, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, only government officials may operate computers, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 2nd in Wysteria and 101st in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 1,658.671 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, only government officials may operate computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked #1 in the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked #1 in the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.

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