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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its superstitious fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.662 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Harry Potter books are banned, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and citizens must pay to enjoy Complete Bastards's pristine beaches. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism, and its currency is the shticlar.

Complete Bastards is ranked 4th in Wysteria and 6th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 83 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Complete Bastards is currently considering its options.

People: 25,662,002,691

Zombies: 0

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