Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd Fattest Citizens: 6th Most Avoided: 7th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.27 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 23,178 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 791,880 shticlars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,904,924 per year while the poor average 91,488, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

Euthanasia is illegal, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 149,821st in the world and 123rd in Wysteria for Smartest Citizens, with 0.16 Quips Per Hour.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdFattest Citizens: 6thMost Avoided: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thMost Devout: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 13thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13thHighest Economic Output: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 24thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35thLargest Retail Industry: 59thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 59thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 70thLowest Crime Rates: 89thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 93rdLargest Populations: 94thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119thLargest Governments: 128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 136thLargest Agricultural Sector: 198thMost Efficient Economies: 358thRudest Citizens: 416thMost Conservative: 600thMost Primitive: 616thMost Stationary: 642ndLargest Gambling Industry: 963rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,076thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,187thTop
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Most Extreme: 2,129thLargest Black Market: 2,700thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,609thMost Influential: 4,993rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,550thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,127thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,442ndMost Pro-Market: 12,498thMost Authoritarian: 13,238th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Complete Bastards's influence in Wysteria fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Complete Bastards's influence in Wysteria rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.

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