The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.883 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 20,546 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 764,287 shticlars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,485,159 per year while the poor average 60,838, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Governments opposing Complete Bastards are beset by rebels, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Complete Bastards, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog, and citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 1st in Wysteria and 4th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 26 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 17 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Complete Bastards.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, governments opposing Complete Bastards are beset by rebels.
  • 5 days ago: Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: #1).
  • 8 days ago: Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • 9 days ago: Complete Bastards was ranked #1 in the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.

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