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Largest Insurance Industry: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Complete Bastards

Population46.159 billion

CapitalGekkopolis
LeaderThe Supreme Bastard
FaithBasic Fundamentalism

Currencyshticlar
Animalspotted jackal

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.159 billion Complete Bastards are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 38,708 trillion shticlars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 838,594 shticlars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,510,999 per year while the poor average 49,787, a ratio of 110 to 1.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder, euthanasia is illegal, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 306,754th in the world and 66th in Wysteria for Most Cultured, scoring -481 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18thHighest Economic Output: 19thMost Avoided: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 25thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27thFattest Citizens: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40thLargest Populations: 44thHighest Average Incomes: 44thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 69thMost Ignorant Citizens: 90thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 92ndLargest Gambling Industry: 112thMost Corrupt Governments: 121stLargest Agricultural Sector: 131stMost Devout: 154thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 183rdMost Armed: 184thMost Patriotic: 188thMost Stationary: 297thMost Primitive: 330thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 330thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 504thLargest Governments: 783rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 801stLargest Retail Industry: 1,060thMost Conservative: 1,088thMost Efficient Economies: 1,805thLargest Black Market: 2,189thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,193rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,879thRudest Citizens: 4,164thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,406thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,104thMost Influential: 6,746thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,692ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,877thMost Authoritarian: 15,912thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,349th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the region

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