The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.397 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 20,081 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 760,753 shticlars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,464,421 per year while the poor average 60,557, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Only government officials may operate computers, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and the spotted jackal is believed to be extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 40th in Wysteria and 1,709th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 20 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 17 hours ago: Complete Bastards fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the spotted jackal is believed to be extinct.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, only government officials may operate computers.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • 9 days ago: Complete Bastards fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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