Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd Most Avoided: 4th Fattest Citizens: 5th
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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.226 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 24,007 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 794,273 shticlars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,804,552 per year while the poor average 97,033, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.

Universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 18,966th in the world and 27th in Wysteria for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdMost Avoided: 4thFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Mining Sector: 15thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thHighest Economic Output: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21stMost Devout: 21stMost Corrupt Governments: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 23rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 68thLargest Retail Industry: 69thLargest Populations: 92ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 115thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117thLargest Gambling Industry: 127thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156thLargest Agricultural Sector: 212thMost Armed: 272ndLargest Governments: 323rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 329thMost Efficient Economies: 348thMost Conservative: 478thRudest Citizens: 586thMost Stationary: 596thMost Primitive: 639thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,790thLargest Black Market: 2,833rdMost Extreme: 3,250thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,926thMost Influential: 5,119thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,987thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,635thMost Authoritarian: 14,028th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the region

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