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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.053 billion Complete Bastardsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

The Great Complete Bastards Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism, and its currency is the shticlar.

Complete Bastards is ranked 173rd in Wysteria and 112,334th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -362 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the Great Complete Bastards Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Complete Bastards's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, billions of shticlars are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 9 days ago: Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.

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