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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.94 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism, and its currency is the shticlar.

Complete Bastards is ranked 3rd in Wysteria and 4th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 47 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, most academic research has ground to a halt.

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