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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.185 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 20,151 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 769,588 shticlars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,516,271 per year while the poor average 61,260, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Healthcare funding has been cut, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 8th in Wysteria and 14th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 38 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 10 hours ago

  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • 4 days ago: Complete Bastards was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, healthcare funding has been cut.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, spies caught in Complete Bastards are never heard from again.
  • 6 days ago: Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 6 days ago: Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.

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