The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.472 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 21,078 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 767,267 shticlars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,502,651 per year while the poor average 61,076, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Gekkopolis was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 143rd in Wysteria and 130,472nd in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -38 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Gekkopolis was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.

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