The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.545 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 20,222 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 761,818 shticlars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,853,873 per year while the poor average 49,271, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

Movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 22nd in Wysteria and 3,231st in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 88.039 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.

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