Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd Fattest Citizens: 6th Most Avoided: 7th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.444 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 23,320 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 792,016 shticlars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,905,596 per year while the poor average 91,504, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, children spout "We don't want the world, we just want your half." involuntarily throughout the day, and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 24th in the world and 7th in Wysteria for Highest Average Incomes, with 792,016.75 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdFattest Citizens: 6thMost Avoided: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thMost Devout: 14thLargest Mining Sector: 14thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thHighest Economic Output: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 19thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 24thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38thLargest Retail Industry: 58thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 61stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 68thLowest Crime Rates: 87thLargest Populations: 91stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 100thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120thLargest Governments: 122ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135thLargest Agricultural Sector: 206thMost Efficient Economies: 351stRudest Citizens: 427thMost Conservative: 597thMost Stationary: 630thMost Primitive: 654thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,025thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,153rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,205thTop
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Most Extreme: 2,362ndLargest Black Market: 2,708thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,713thMost Influential: 4,976thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,302ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,267thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,408thMost Pro-Market: 14,211thMost Authoritarian: 15,169th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, children spout "We don't want the world, we just want your half." involuntarily throughout the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, military service is compulsory.

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