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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.595 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Billions of shticlars are being blown on orbital weapons development, there are no minimum wage laws, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and the Great Complete Bastards Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism, and its currency is the shticlar.

Complete Bastards is ranked 25th in Wysteria and 621st in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 329 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the Great Complete Bastards Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, billions of shticlars are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.

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