Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd Most Avoided: 4th Fattest Citizens: 5th
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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.964 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 23,800 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 794,311 shticlars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,916,909 per year while the poor average 91,769, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, theoretical science is only theoretical, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, and there are no minimum wage laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 606th in the world and 12th in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 2,803.66487232 Days.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdMost Avoided: 4thFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Mining Sector: 15thHighest Economic Output: 15thMost Devout: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19thMost Corrupt Governments: 21stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 32ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65thLargest Retail Industry: 65thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72ndLargest Populations: 92ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128thLargest Gambling Industry: 131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 148thLargest Agricultural Sector: 211thMost Armed: 265thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 299thLargest Governments: 320thMost Efficient Economies: 349thMost Conservative: 457thRudest Citizens: 524thMost Stationary: 606thMost Primitive: 629thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,819thMost Extreme: 2,837thLowest Crime Rates: 2,875thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,397thMost Influential: 5,041stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,766thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,253rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 16,636thMost Pro-Market: 18,343rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,893rd
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Spotted jackal Sea.


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