NationStates | The Dominion of Complete Bastards

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“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Outlawed	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.484 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Complete Bastards's pristine beaches, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Complete Bastards's many privately-owned prisons. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism, and its currency is the shticlar.

Complete Bastards is ranked 1st in Wysteria and 3rd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 47 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

Easter Eggs (4) Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 10% of Wysteria for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Armed Top 5% of Wysteria for Most Armed Top 10% of Wysteria for Most Authoritarian Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of Wysteria for Most Avoided Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of Wysteria for Most Conservative Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative #1 in Wysteria for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments #1 in Wysteria for Shortest Average Lifespan #1 in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan #1 in Wysteria for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Most Devout Top 5% of Wysteria for Most Devout Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 10% of Wysteria for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of Wysteria for Most Extreme Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme #1 in Wysteria for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of the world for Most Influential #1 in Wysteria for Largest Insurance Industry Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 5% of Wysteria for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Wysteria for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of Wysteria for Largest Populations Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of Wysteria for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Safest #1 in Wysteria for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector #1 in Wysteria for Stupidest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens Top 10% of Wysteria for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Complete Bastards's many privately-owned prisons.
1 day ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
1 day ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
2 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens must pay to enjoy Complete Bastards's pristine beaches.
2 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, military service is compulsory.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, a recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel.