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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.304 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism, and its currency is the shticlar.

Complete Bastards is ranked 33rd in Wysteria and 9,177th in the world for Safest, scoring 355.199 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Complete Bastards.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, children spout "We don't want the world, we just want your half." involuntarily throughout the day.
  • 9 days ago: Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).

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