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The Dominion of Complete Bastards

“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.823 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

The Great Complete Bastards Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and the government's only official statement on the burning down of Gekkopolis was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism, and its currency is the shticlar.

Complete Bastards is ranked 169th in Wysteria and 120,207th in the world for Nudest, with 0 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Gekkopolis was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the Great Complete Bastards Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, children spout "We don't want the world, we just want your half." involuntarily throughout the day.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.

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