NationStates | The Dominion of Complete Bastards

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“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Outlawed	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.344 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Spies caught in Complete Bastards are never heard from again, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, and vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism, and its currency is the shticlar.

Complete Bastards is ranked 1st in Wysteria and 3rd in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 40 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Easter Eggs (4) Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 10% of Wysteria for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Armed Top 5% of Wysteria for Most Armed Top 10% of Wysteria for Most Authoritarian Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector #1 in Wysteria for Most Avoided #1 in the world for Most Avoided Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry #1 in Wysteria for Most Conservative Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative #1 in Wysteria for Most Corrupt Governments #1 in Wysteria for Shortest Average Lifespan #1 in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan #1 in Wysteria for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of Wysteria for Most Devout Top 1% of the world for Most Devout Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 10% of Wysteria for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of Wysteria for Most Extreme Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme Top 1% of Wysteria for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 10% of the world for Most Influential #1 in Wysteria for Largest Insurance Industry Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 5% of Wysteria for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of Wysteria for Largest Mining Sector Top 1% of Wysteria for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of Wysteria for Largest Populations Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Retail Industry Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 1% of Wysteria for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of Wysteria for Largest Soda Pop Sector #1 in Wysteria for Stupidest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 5% of Wysteria for Largest Information Technology Sector

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
5 days ago: Complete Bastards was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 1%).
5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
5 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, spies caught in Complete Bastards are never heard from again.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
9 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
10 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
11 days ago: Complete Bastards was ranked #1 in the region for Most Conservative (last census: Top 5%).

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