The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.655 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 20,318 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 762,263 shticlars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,856,705 per year while the poor average 49,300, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

Flogging is all the rage, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Complete Bastards, organ donation is compulsory, and the government's only official statement on the burning down of Gekkopolis was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 149th in Wysteria and 140,535th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -52 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Gekkopolis was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Complete Bastards.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, flogging is all the rage.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 7 days ago: Complete Bastards fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.

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