Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd Fattest Citizens: 6th Most Avoided: 7th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.917 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 22,853 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 790,330 shticlars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,945,754 per year while the poor average 89,125, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, Complete Bastards's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 19,482nd in the world and 75th in Wysteria for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,896.67 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdFattest Citizens: 6thMost Avoided: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9thLargest Mining Sector: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thMost Devout: 14thHighest Economic Output: 14thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30thLargest Retail Industry: 55thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 64thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 89thLowest Crime Rates: 92ndLargest Populations: 97thLargest Governments: 119thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127thLargest Agricultural Sector: 206thMost Efficient Economies: 364thRudest Citizens: 394thMost Primitive: 593rdMost Stationary: 638thMost Conservative: 683rdLargest Gambling Industry: 942ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,011thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,227thTop
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Most Extreme: 2,421stLargest Black Market: 2,627thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,209thMost Influential: 4,876thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,288thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,603rdTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,470thMost Pro-Market: 13,681stMost Authoritarian: 18,016th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Complete Bastards's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Complete Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, spies caught in Complete Bastards are never heard from again.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.

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