Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd Fattest Citizens: 5th Most Avoided: 7th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
We don't want the world, we just want your half.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Dominion of Complete Bastards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Bastard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.623 billion Complete Bastards are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gekkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Completely Bastardic economy, worth an astonishing 23,473 trillion shticlars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 792,411 shticlars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,907,541 per year while the poor average 91,549, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, Complete Bastards has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, and visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Complete Bastards's national animal is the spotted jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basic Fundamentalism.

Complete Bastards is ranked 12,972nd in the world and 7th in Wysteria for Most Authoritarian, with 2.03 Stalins.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdFattest Citizens: 5thMost Avoided: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Mining Sector: 14thMost Devout: 15thHighest Economic Output: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 19thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 23rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35thLargest Retail Industry: 60thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 62ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 68thLowest Crime Rates: 89thLargest Populations: 91stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 107thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125thLargest Governments: 132ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 146thLargest Agricultural Sector: 208thMost Efficient Economies: 353rdRudest Citizens: 462ndMost Conservative: 492ndMost Stationary: 628thMost Primitive: 665thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,046thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,142ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,285thTop
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Most Extreme: 2,597thLargest Black Market: 2,777thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,849thMost Influential: 4,986thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,816thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,439thMost Authoritarian: 12,972ndMost Pro-Market: 14,725th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Complete Bastards has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • : Complete Bastards's influence in Wysteria rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Complete Bastards, children spout "We don't want the world, we just want your half." involuntarily throughout the day.

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