Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 837th Most Developed: 1,011th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,063rd
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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.012 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 2,963 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 155,863 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Communist Winnipeg has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, every workday begins with group therapy, Communist Winnipeg's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Communist Winnipeger radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 2,803rd in the world and 1st in Manitoba for Smartest Citizens, with 123.9 Quips Per Hour.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 837thMost Developed: 1,011thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,063rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,321stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,443rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,464thTop
Largest Governments: 1,550thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,726thHighest Economic Output: 2,165thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,202ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,295thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,429thSmartest Citizens: 2,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,989thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,051stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,149thLowest Crime Rates: 3,151stLargest Populations: 3,506thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,911thMost Cultured: 3,926thSafest: 3,960thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,066thMost Influential: 5,093rdMost Income Equality: 5,190thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,370thNicest Citizens: 6,256thHighest Drug Use: 6,960thMost Secular: 7,088thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,297thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 7,618thMost Pacifist: 8,021stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,281stHighest Average Incomes: 9,106thBest Weather: 9,487thMost Inclusive: 9,949thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,230thMost Efficient Economies: 11,883rd

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