The Always Happy People of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
From Each According to Our Needs
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.997 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 2,595 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,691 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 5th in Manitoba and 105,702nd in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -318 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • : Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Communist Winnipeg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Black Riders".
  • : Communist Winnipeg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Space Administration".
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, Communist Winnipeg has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).

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