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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg

“From Each According to Our Needs”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Manitoba

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 15.517 billion Communist Winnipegers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, military spending is on the increase, and troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Zuken.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 3rd in Manitoba and 12,271st in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 173 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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by Max Barry

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