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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg

“From Each According to Our Needs”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Manitoba

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 15.295 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, all guns must be registered, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Zuken.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 3rd in Manitoba and 6,860th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 73 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 8 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Communist Winnipeg was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed.
  • 8 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 11 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 13 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 15 days ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 15 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 16 days ago: Communist Winnipeg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn North Korea".
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.

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