The Always Happy People of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
From Each According to Our Needs
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.177 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 2,622 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,691 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 4th in Manitoba and 32,621st in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 72 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters.
  • : Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • : Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Communist Winnipeg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Black Riders".
  • : Communist Winnipeg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Space Administration".
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.

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