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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg

“From Each According to Our Needs”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Manitoba

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 15.317 billion Communist Winnipegers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, school uniforms are compulsory, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and a government program is underway to revitalize Communist Winnipeg's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Zuken.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 1st in Manitoba and 3,885th in the world for Best Weather, with 224 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Communist Winnipeg was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, a government program is underway to revitalize Communist Winnipeg's beaches.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • 4 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 7 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed.
  • 12 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 15 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 17 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 19 days ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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