Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 757th Most Developed: 924th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,009th
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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.796 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 2,928 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 155,789 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Communist Winnipeg has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, every workday begins with group therapy, Communist Winnipeg's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Communist Winnipeger radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 2,968th in the world and 1st in Manitoba for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.51 Years.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 757thMost Developed: 924thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,009thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,255thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,337thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,363rdLargest Governments: 1,483rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,618thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,128thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,154thHighest Economic Output: 2,167thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,354thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,380thSmartest Citizens: 2,720thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,921stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,968thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,973rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,087thLargest Populations: 3,521stMost Cultured: 3,767thSafest: 3,931stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,933rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,868thMost Influential: 5,024thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,289thMost Income Equality: 5,954thMost Secular: 6,004thNicest Citizens: 6,014thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,008thHealthiest Citizens: 7,363rdMost Pacifist: 7,913thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,529thHighest Average Incomes: 8,726thHighest Drug Use: 8,890thTop
Most Inclusive: 9,110thBest Weather: 10,157thMost Efficient Economies: 11,246thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,966th

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