Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 927th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,195th Most Developed: 1,344th
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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.975 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 3,159 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 158,148 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Communist Winnipeger grocery store, Joe Zuken's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 173,572nd in the world and 7th in Manitoba for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -13.27 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 927thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,195thMost Developed: 1,344thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,399thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,543rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,660thLargest Governments: 1,726thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,022ndHighest Economic Output: 2,141stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,528thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,562ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,565thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,646thSmartest Citizens: 3,165thLowest Crime Rates: 3,218thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,354thLargest Populations: 3,359thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,405thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,553rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,706thSafest: 3,908thMost Cultured: 4,349thMost Influential: 5,311thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,345thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,463rdNicest Citizens: 6,372ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,286thHealthiest Citizens: 7,473rdMost Pacifist: 7,695thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,064thMost Income Equality: 8,897thTop
Most Secular: 9,421stBest Weather: 9,656thHighest Average Incomes: 9,668thMost Inclusive: 11,038thMost Efficient Economies: 11,740thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,493rd

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