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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg

“From Each According to Our Needs”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Manitoba

Overview • PeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate population of 12.374 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Defence and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is avowedly atheist, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, artists are pillars of society, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Zuken.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 1st in Manitoba and 4,864th in the world for Most Influential, scoring 62 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Communist WinnipegCommunist Winnipeg, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Communist WinnipegCommunist Winnipeg, artists are pillars of society.
  • 10 days ago: Communist WinnipegCommunist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 days ago: Communist WinnipegCommunist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 21 days ago: Communist WinnipegCommunist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist WinnipegCommunist Winnipeg, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist WinnipegCommunist Winnipeg, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist WinnipegCommunist Winnipeg, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 32 days ago: Communist WinnipegCommunist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 5%).
  • 37 days ago: Communist WinnipegCommunist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nicest Citizens.

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