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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg

“From Each According to Our Needs”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Manitoba

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 14.76 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Zuken.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 1st in Manitoba and 4,300th in the world for Best Weather, with 193 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • 5 days ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 6 days ago: Communist Winnipeg changed its national demonym to "Communist Winnipeger" and its demonym adjective to "Communist Winnipeger".
  • 18 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 1%).
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared.
  • 22 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential.
  • 24 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 26 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 27 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.

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