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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg

“From Each According to Our Needs”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Manitoba


The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 14.975 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, gambling is outlawed, all recreational drugs are legal, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Zuken.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 1st in Manitoba and 2,382nd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 43 Whatever.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago


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by Max Barry

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