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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg

“From Each According to Our Needs”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Manitoba

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and notable for its strong anti-business policies. The compassionate population of 15.013 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Gambling is outlawed, all recreational drugs are legal, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Communist Winnipeg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Zuken.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 9th in Manitoba and 109,757th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -9 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, Communist Winnipeg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • 2 hours ago: Communist Winnipeg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Individual Working Freedoms".
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 17 days ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 20 days ago: Communist Winnipeg lodged a message on the Manitoba Regional Message Board.
  • 20 days ago: Communist Winnipeg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Coalition Of Freedom".
  • 20 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • 25 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 25 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".

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