Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 857th Most Developed: 1,046th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,066th
The Always Happy People of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
From Each According to Our Needs
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.151 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 2,989 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 156,109 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, Communist Winnipeg's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Communist Winnipeger radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and the Communist Winnipeger Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 3,206th in the world and 1st in Manitoba for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,746.78 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 857thMost Developed: 1,046thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,066thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,345thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,440thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,455thLargest Governments: 1,564thTop
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,793rdHighest Economic Output: 2,175thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,277thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,325thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,425thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,484thSmartest Citizens: 2,860thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,091stLowest Crime Rates: 3,183rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,189thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,206thLargest Populations: 3,471stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,759thMost Cultured: 3,894thSafest: 3,931stMost Influential: 5,087thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,163rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,349thMost Income Equality: 6,227thNicest Citizens: 6,251stHighest Drug Use: 6,761stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,225thMost Secular: 7,407thHealthiest Citizens: 7,497thMost Pacifist: 7,951stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,068thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 9,264thBest Weather: 9,600thMost Inclusive: 10,038thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,362ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,933rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 5% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Compassionate Citizens and Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the Communist Winnipeger Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Communist Winnipeger radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Communist Winnipeg's influence in Manitoba fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 5% for Best Weather.
  • : Communist Winnipeg's influence in Manitoba rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".

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