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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg

“From Each According to Our Needs”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Manitoba

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 14.19 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Defence and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Zuken.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 7th in Manitoba and 120,170th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -10 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Communist Winnipeg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Rights and Duties of WA States"".
  • 11 days ago: Communist Winnipeg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Planetary Annihilation".
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 16 days ago: Communist Winnipeg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Code of Maritime Law".
  • 16 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • 18 days ago: Communist Winnipeg purchased a ByteCoin miner for ฿ 16.000.

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