The Always Happy People of
Democratic Socialists
From Each According to Our Needs
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.571 billion Communist Winnipegers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 2,510 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 151,490 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, Communist Winnipeg is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 8th in Manitoba and 143,555th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -46 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 11 days ago: Communist Winnipeg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Responsible Arms Trading"".
  • 14 days ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 18 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 5%).
  • 23 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality (last census: Top 5%).
  • 23 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Income Equality.
  • 26 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 28 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 31 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 33 days ago: Communist Winnipeg created a custom banner.
  • 33 days ago: Communist Winnipeg created a custom banner.

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