The Always Happy People of
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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.428 billion Communist Winnipegers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 2,489 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 151,541 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, Communist Winnipeg is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 2nd in Manitoba and 3,180th in the world for Safest, scoring 1,286.325 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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