Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 710th Most Developed: 890th Highest Average Tax Rates: 995th
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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.682 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 2,911 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 155,828 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Communist Winnipeg has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, every workday begins with group therapy, Communist Winnipeg's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Communist Winnipeger radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 2,885th in the world and 1st in Manitoba for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.49 Years.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 710thMost Developed: 890thHighest Average Tax Rates: 995thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,266thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,272ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,282ndLargest Governments: 1,446thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,527thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,015thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,117thHighest Economic Output: 2,153rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,284thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,371stSmartest Citizens: 2,683rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,799thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,885thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,955thLowest Crime Rates: 3,083rdLargest Populations: 3,534thMost Cultured: 3,621stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,852ndSafest: 3,895thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,751stMost Influential: 4,946thMost Secular: 5,116thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,181stNicest Citizens: 5,737thMost Income Equality: 6,190thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,653rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,148thHighest Drug Use: 7,528thMost Pacifist: 7,697thMost Inclusive: 8,331stHighest Average Incomes: 8,428thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,591stTop
Best Weather: 9,912thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,765thMost Efficient Economies: 10,901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,442nd

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