The Always Happy People of
Democratic Socialists
From Each According to Our Needs
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.107 billion Communist Winnipegers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 2,436 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 151,287 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, Communist Winnipeg is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 8th in Manitoba and 124,056th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -17 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Communist Winnipeg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Democratia"".
  • 9 hours ago: Communist Winnipeg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Testing Safety"".
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Communist Winnipeg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Looting and Pillage".
  • 5 days ago: Communist Winnipeg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • 9 days ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • 14 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 16 days ago: Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 1%).
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.

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