Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 932nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,168th Most Developed: 1,190th
The Always Happy People of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
From Each According to Our Needs
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.56 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 3,054 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 156,168 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, Joe Zuken's mistress is the belle at many state balls, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 55,587th in the world and 7th in Manitoba for Largest Black Market, with 576 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 932ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,168thMost Developed: 1,190thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,512thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,517thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,521stLargest Governments: 1,690thTop
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,869thHighest Economic Output: 2,173rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,437thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,458thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,504thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,576thSmartest Citizens: 3,059thLowest Crime Rates: 3,181stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,296thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,414thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,425thLargest Populations: 3,426thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,733rdSafest: 3,891stMost Cultured: 4,032ndMost Influential: 5,218thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,322ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,463rdNicest Citizens: 6,329thHighest Drug Use: 7,036thHealthiest Citizens: 7,281stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,321stMost Pacifist: 7,718thMost Income Equality: 7,731stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,732ndMost Secular: 8,356thTop
10%
Best Weather: 9,549thHighest Average Incomes: 9,637thMost Inclusive: 10,516thMost Efficient Economies: 12,420thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,391stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,955th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments, the Top 5% for Most Secular, and the Top 10% for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, Joe Zuken's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Communist Winnipeg's influence in Manitoba fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Communist Winnipeg's influence in Manitoba rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.

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