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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg

“From Each According to Our Needs”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Manitoba

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 15.643 billion Communist Winnipegers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, military spending is on the increase, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Zuken.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 9th in Manitoba and 116,986th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Communist Winnipeg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa Dreiundzwanzig".
  • 6 days ago: Communist Winnipeg altered its national flag.
  • 10 days ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 17 days ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 20 days ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 28 days ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nicest Citizens.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, military spending is on the increase.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.

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