Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 911th Most Developed: 1,122nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,153rd
The Always Happy People of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
From Each According to Our Needs
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.368 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 3,021 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 156,011 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, Communist Winnipeg's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Communist Winnipeger radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and the Communist Winnipeger Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 1,483rd in the world and 1st in Manitoba for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 11,427.67 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 911thMost Developed: 1,122ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,153rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,416thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,483rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,489thTop
5%
Largest Governments: 1,665thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,856thHighest Economic Output: 2,180thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,413thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,434thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,461stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,604thSmartest Citizens: 2,947thLowest Crime Rates: 3,230thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,251stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,298thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,347thLargest Populations: 3,466thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,747thMost Cultured: 3,943rdSafest: 3,997thMost Influential: 5,111thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,249thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,302ndMost Income Equality: 5,777thNicest Citizens: 6,329thHighest Drug Use: 7,079thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,295thHealthiest Citizens: 7,569thTop
10%
Most Pacifist: 7,955thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,010thMost Secular: 8,019thHighest Average Incomes: 9,544thBest Weather: 9,797thMost Inclusive: 10,256thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,320thMost Efficient Economies: 12,206th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Communist Winnipeg's influence in Manitoba fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Communist Winnipeg's influence in Manitoba rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 5% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Compassionate Citizens and Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the Communist Winnipeger Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Communist Winnipeger radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Communist Winnipeg's influence in Manitoba fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".

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