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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg

“From Each According to Our Needs”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Manitoba

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.896 billion Communist Winnipegers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 2,393 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 150,557 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and Communist Winnipeg is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 6th in Manitoba and 112,074th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -104 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, Communist Winnipeg is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 23 days ago: Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 23 days ago: Communist Winnipeg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promotion of Dance".
  • 29 days ago: Communist Winnipeg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Nuclear Arms Protocol".
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 32 days ago: Communist Winnipeg altered its national flag.
  • 40 days ago: Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 48 days ago: Communist Winnipeg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa Dreiundzwanzig".

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