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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg

“From Each According to Our Needs”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Manitoba

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 15.097 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, Communist Winnipeg's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, Suffragette City spends billions upgrading public transport, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Zuken.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 11th in Manitoba and 115,187th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 2 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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