The Always Happy People of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
From Each According to Our Needs
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Joe Zuken with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.156 billion Communist Winnipegers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragette City. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Communist Winnipeger economy, worth a remarkable 2,793 trillion Zukens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 153,869 Zukens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Communist Winnipeg, hundreds of Brasilistani pirates are sent forcibly to Davy Jones' locker, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Winnipeg's national animal is the red bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Winnipeg is ranked 3rd in Manitoba and 94,867th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.177 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Communist Winnipeg, hundreds of Brasilistani pirates are sent forcibly to Davy Jones' locker.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Communist Winnipeg fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Communist Winnipeg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 10%).

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