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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,319thMost Primitive: 4,158thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,090th
The People's Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Сила в единстве (Strength in Unity)
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Communist Bratislavia

Population22.114 billion

CapitalKotovsk
LeaderBoris Chubarov

CurrencyBratislavian Ruble
AnimalEurasian Wolf

The People's Republic of Communist Bratislavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Boris Chubarov with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 22.114 billion Bratislavians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotovsk. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Communist Bratislavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,885 trillion Bratislavian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 85,281 Bratislavian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Bratislavia's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist Bratislavia is ranked 11,919th in the world and 610th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,319thTop
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Most Primitive: 4,158thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,090thBest Weather: 5,723rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,912thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,678thMost Devout: 9,964thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,173rdMost Cultured: 11,919thLargest Populations: 12,894thHighest Economic Output: 13,353rdTop
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Highest Food Quality: 15,369thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,063rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,267thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,369thMost Inclusive: 19,900thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,179thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,771stLargest Governments: 29,377thSafest: 30,555th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 106th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 241st in the regionMost Primitive: 249th in the regionBest Weather: 292nd in the regionLargest Populations: 356th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 397th in the regionMost Devout: 566th in the regionMost Cultured: 610th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 624th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 724th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 855th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 925th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 947th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,120th in the regionNudest: 1,209th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,293rd in the region

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