Population | 22.114 billion |
Capital | Kotovsk |
Leader | Boris Chubarov |
Currency | Bratislavian Ruble |
Animal | Eurasian Wolf |
The People's Republic of Communist Bratislavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Boris Chubarov with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 22.114 billion Bratislavians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotovsk. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Communist Bratislavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,885 trillion Bratislavian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 85,281 Bratislavian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Bratislavia's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Communist Bratislavia is ranked 11,919th in the world and 610th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Communist Bratislavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Communist Bratislavia was endorsed by The Old Queendom of Durakem.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Bratislavia, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
- : Communist Bratislavia's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Communist Bratislavia was endorsed by The Hikikomori of GODMODIA.
- : Communist Bratislavia lodged a message on the Balder Regional Message Board.
- : Communist Bratislavia was endorsed by The Theocratic Empire of Roctubiazan.
- : Communist Bratislavia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Communist Bratislavia lodged a message on the Balder Regional Message Board.
- : Communist Bratislavia was endorsed by The United States of Ununited republic of america.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 13 » Dragonian Kazaman, The Amazonian Empire, Alvalero, Fleonovati, Pan Polar Confederacy, Dornar, Noders, Fooooooooo, Samgreat, Ununited republic of america, Roctubiazan, GODMODIA, and Durakem.