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“Beware, infidels !”

The United Socialist States of Communislam is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 768 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, Communislam recently decided against having a capital city, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communislam's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the slamist.

Communislam is ranked 3825th in the region and 52,660th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.