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The Military Money Dictatorship of Commonwealthz

“Moar Money. No Matter What”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Military Money Dictatorship of Commonwealthz is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Athiem'u with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.805 billion Commonwealthzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twerpazard City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Retail and Uranium Mining.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Osiris, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Commonwealthz's national animal is the Warepig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Baquiran, and its currency is the Prosciutto.

Commonwealthz is ranked 2,643rd in Osiris and 99,732nd in the world for Most Average, scoring 319 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 16 hours ago

  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Commonwealthz was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Osiris.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket.
  • 10 days ago: Commonwealthz was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Commonwealthz.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, polygamy is legal.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.

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