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The Military Money Dictatorship of Commonwealthz

“Moar Money. No Matter What”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Military Money Dictatorship of Commonwealthz is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Athiem'u with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.992 billion Commonwealthzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twerpazard City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Retail and Uranium Mining.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Commonwealthz, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Commonwealthz's national animal is the Warepig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Baquiran, and its currency is the Prosciutto.

Commonwealthz is ranked 29th in Osiris and 1,674th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 239.799 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 2 hours ago: Commonwealthz was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Commonwealthz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Commonwealthz.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, the Warepig is reportedly extinct.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Commonwealthz, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.

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