The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Für Seine Majestät und Reich!
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The Empire of Common Territories is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor JC with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.225 billion Commoners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empire City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Common Territoriesian economy, worth 956 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 132,358 Imperial Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 383,324 per year while the poor average 36,217, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Common Territories's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Common Territories is ranked 8th in The Empire of Common Territories and 113,514th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -176 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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