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The People's Republic of Commander Samir

“All shall fear THE MIGHTY SAMIR.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: New York


The People's Republic of Commander Samir is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by His Majestic Highness Commander Samir with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.353 billion Commander Samirians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Your Mother. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Commander Samir's national animal is the Alidiana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Commander Samirism, and its currency is the Samir.

Commander Samir is ranked 74th in New York and 98,605th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -1 Dawkins.

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