The People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All shall fear THE MIGHTY SAMIR.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The People's Republic of Commander Samir is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by His Majestic Highness Commander Samir with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.508 billion Commander Samirians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Your Mother. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Commander Samirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion Samirs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 165,289 Samirs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 558,478 per year while the poor average 36,182, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Commander Samir's national animal is the Alidiana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Commander Samirism.

Commander Samir is ranked 20th in New York and 65,677th in the world for Safest, scoring 150.979 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Commander Samir fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Commander Samir was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Commander Samir, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Commander Samir, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 11 days ago: Commander Samir lodged a message on the New York Regional Message Board.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Commander Samir, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Commander Samir, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Commander Samir, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • 14 days ago: Commander Samir lodged a message on the New York Regional Message Board.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Commander Samir, Your Mother is a police state during international summits.

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