The Rainbow Warrior of Colour is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Miss Multicolour with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 24.214 billion Colourians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rainbow City. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Colourian economy, worth 889 trillion Reds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is 36,715 Reds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, Miss Multicolour has just been declared ruler of Colour in an international press conference, Colour has designated Rainbow City as its capital city, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colour's national animal is the yellow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Colourfullness.

Colour is ranked 89,181^st in the world and 5^th in The United Reddit Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.3 law-abiding acts per hour.