The United Papal States of
Father Knows Best State
All Is Clear In The Light of God
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The United Papal States of Cologne and Karlsburg is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical population of 14.689 billion Cologne and Karlsburgians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.9%.

The strong Cologne and Karlsburgian economy, worth 779 trillion Imperial Opis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 53,043 Imperial Opis, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, and the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Cologne and Karlsburg's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cologne and Karlsburg's national animal is the Casinian Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Colognian Catholicism.

Cologne and Karlsburg is ranked 6th in European Continent and 68,764th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -11 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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by Max Barry

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