The United Socialist States of
Father Knows Best State
If your not having fun your not doing it right
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The United Socialist States of Cojalaco is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Connor with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.027 billion Cojalacoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cojalaco City. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cojalacoan economy, worth 333 trillion CJS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 82,750 CJS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Cojalaco, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million CJ battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cojalaco's national animal is the Protector, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protection.

Cojalaco is ranked 2,265th in the Rejected Realms and 98,143rd in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 57 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Cojalaco was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 10 days ago: Cojalaco was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 12 days ago: Cojalaco relocated from Eischeid Sea to The Rejected Realms.
  • 12 days ago: Cojalaco was ejected and banned from Eischeid Sea by The Federal Republic of Samova.
  • 12 days ago: Cojalaco relocated from Balder to Eischeid Sea.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Cojalaco, soldiers are equipped with multi-million CJ battlesuits.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Cojalaco, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Cojalaco, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Cojalaco, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Cojalaco.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Cojalaco, Cojalaco City is a police state during international summits.

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