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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,492ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,518thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,644th
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Cocktail Waitresses

Population25.077 billion

CapitalVending Machine
LeaderDoctor Benway

Currencypogostick
Animalalien life form

The Supremely Balanced Trays of Cocktail Waitresses is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Doctor Benway with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.077 billion Cocktail Waitresses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vending Machine. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The Cocktail Waitressing economy, worth a remarkable 2,579 trillion pogosticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 102,847 pogosticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cocktail Waitresses's national animal is the alien life form, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cocktail Waitresses is ranked 199,727th in the world and 5,260th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 47.8119138448 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,492ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,518thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,644thMost Pacifist: 1,765thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,850thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,003rdBest Weather: 2,011thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,364thSafest: 2,448thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,982ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,167thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,265thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,334thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,547thSmartest Citizens: 3,968thHealthiest Citizens: 3,978thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,184thMost Cultured: 4,250thNicest Citizens: 5,047thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,350thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,583rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,594thHighest Food Quality: 5,746thLargest Populations: 7,977thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,285thHighest Economic Output: 8,842ndMost Inclusive: 13,255thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,257thMost Secular: 15,883rdLargest Publishing Industry: 25,287thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,312th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 56th in the regionBest Weather: 68th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionMost Pacifist: 69th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 75th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 77th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 80th in the regionTop
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Safest: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 122nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 145th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 154th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 158th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 173rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 174th in the regionMost Cultured: 183rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 215th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 215th in the regionNicest Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 262nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 262nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 274th in the regionLargest Populations: 288th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 312th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 557th in the regionMost Inclusive: 736th in the regionNudest: 908th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 948th in the regionMost Secular: 955th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 961st in the regionMost Politically Free: 968th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Debussy, New Rogernomics, Treadwellia, Wang Yao, Juba, Syretain, Caellip Major, and Leonism.

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