Most Beautiful Environments: 761st Best Weather: 1,013th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,116th
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The Rejected Lands of Cocaine factory island is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the winner of a weekly lottery with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.087 billion Cocaine factory islandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dongsland. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cocaine factory islandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,034 trillion Dongs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 96,494 Dongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and The winner of a weekly lottery's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cocaine factory island's national animal is the crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cocaine factory island is ranked 8,442nd in the world and 159th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 6,841.71 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most Beautiful Environments: 761stBest Weather: 1,013thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,116thMost Developed: 1,164thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,417thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,075thMost Influential: 2,273rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,360thLargest Black Market: 2,421stLargest Populations: 2,812thSmartest Citizens: 2,823rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,449thMost Armed: 3,888thHighest Economic Output: 4,226thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,385thMost Secular: 5,740thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,786thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,873rdMost Cultured: 8,063rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,442ndHighest Crime Rates: 8,500thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,650thMost Efficient Economies: 9,901stHighest Drug Use: 10,039thHealthiest Citizens: 11,809thMost Politically Free: 13,837thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,404thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,821stRudest Citizens: 17,042nd
Most Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 70th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 86th in the regionMost Armed: 92nd in the regionMost Secular: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 105th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 118th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionMost Cultured: 136th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 155th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 159th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 160th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 180th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 204th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Politically Free: 207th in the regionRudest Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Inclusive: 254th in the regionMost Stationary: 269th in the region

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