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The Rejected Lands of Cocaine factory island

“Live in peace.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms


The Rejected Lands of Cocaine factory island is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by the winner of a weekly lottery with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 16.873 billion Cocaine factory islandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of weiner town. The average income tax rate is 51%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The weiner town Times is sold out, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown. Cocaine factory island's national animal is the crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its currency is the Dong.

Cocaine factory island is ranked 2,923rd in the Rejected Realms and 108,110th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -38 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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