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The Rejected Lands of Cocaine factory island

“Live in peace.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: the Rejected Realms


The Rejected Lands of Cocaine factory island is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the winner of a weekly lottery with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 15.966 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of weiner town. The average income tax rate is 42%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The Cocaine factory island Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The weiner town Times is sold out, and mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance. Crime is totally unknown. Cocaine factory island's national animal is the crab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Dong.

Cocaine factory island is ranked 3,434th in the Rejected Realms and 121,159th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -12 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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