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The Rejected Lands of Cocaine factory island is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the winner of a weekly lottery with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 17.811 billion Cocaine factory islandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of weiner town. The average income tax rate is 8.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cocaine factory islandian economy, worth 851 trillion Dongs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,786 Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the internet has been placed under government control, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cocaine factory island's national animal is the crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cocaine factory island is ranked 2,756th in the Rejected Realms and 141,630th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -5 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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