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The Rejected Lands of Cocaine factory island

“Live in peace.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms


The Rejected Lands of Cocaine factory island is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by the winner of a weekly lottery with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 1.991 billion, all of whom are zombies, Cocaine factory islandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of weiner town. The average income tax rate is 55%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, Cocaine factory island has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown. Cocaine factory island's national animal is the crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its currency is the Dong.

Cocaine factory island is ranked 3,127th in the Rejected Realms and 113,790th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Cocaine factory island is currently considering its options.

People: 0

Zombies: 1,991,251,381

Dead: 15,118,183,920

Survival Rate: 0.00%

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Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 12 hours ago


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