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The Rejected Lands of Cocaine factory island

“Live in peace.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms


The Rejected Lands of Cocaine factory island is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by the winner of a weekly lottery with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 17.039 billion Cocaine factory islandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of weiner town. The average income tax rate is 53%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and Cocaine factory island has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown. Cocaine factory island's national animal is the crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its currency is the Dong.

Cocaine factory island is ranked 341st in the Rejected Realms and 23,139th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 23 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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