Most Beautiful Environments: 868th Most Efficient Economies: 1,198th Best Weather: 1,229th
The Rejected Lands of
New York Times Democracy
Live in peace.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Rejected Lands of Cocaine factory island is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the winner of a weekly lottery with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.346 billion Cocaine factory islandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dongsland. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cocaine factory islandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,186 trillion Dongs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 102,415 Dongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, a government program is underway to revitalize Cocaine factory island's beaches, and subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cocaine factory island's national animal is the crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cocaine factory island is ranked 177,581st in the world and 3,208th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 0.33 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 868thMost Efficient Economies: 1,198thBest Weather: 1,229thMost Developed: 1,258thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,470thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,504thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,301stMost Influential: 2,375thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,400thLargest Populations: 2,772ndSmartest Citizens: 2,850thLargest Black Market: 2,874thMost Armed: 3,827thHighest Economic Output: 3,875thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,132ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,344thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,570thMost Secular: 5,511thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,519thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,364thHighest Crime Rates: 7,517thMost Cultured: 7,923rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,990thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 11,705thHealthiest Citizens: 12,233rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,820thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,142ndMost Inclusive: 15,980th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionLargest Populations: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 76th in the regionLargest Black Market: 81st in the regionMost Armed: 86th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 86th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 87th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 93rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 99th in the regionMost Secular: 111th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 124th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 132nd in the regionMost Cultured: 144th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 164th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 193rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 203rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 206th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 222nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 223rd in the regionMost Stationary: 245th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cocaine factory island, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cocaine factory island, a government program is underway to revitalize Cocaine factory island's beaches.
  • : Cocaine factory island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Cocaine factory island, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Cocaine factory island, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Cocaine factory island was endorsed by The Theocracy of Dzon.
  • : Following new legislation in Cocaine factory island, The winner of a weekly lottery is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
  • : Following new legislation in Cocaine factory island, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
  • : Following new legislation in Cocaine factory island, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Cocaine factory island, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.

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