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The Unholy LOLWUTempire of Coalition EVE

“Momento Mori - ORLLY?!??!!!!!!111”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Unholy LOLWUTempire of Coalition EVE is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Luld Lolwut with an iron fist, and notable for its strong anti-business policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.27 billion Coalition EVEians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EVE LOLWUTEmpire City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Coalition EVE, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Coalition EVE's national animal is the Mystic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is LOLWUTianity, and its currency is the Shamooni.

Coalition EVE is ranked 5th in the Rejected Realms and 248th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 74 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 26 days ago

  • 12 days ago: Coalition EVE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 12 days ago: Coalition EVE was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 23 days ago: Coalition EVE fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Coalition EVE, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Coalition EVE, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Coalition EVE, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Coalition EVE, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Coalition EVE.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Coalition EVE, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 26 days ago: Coalition EVE relocated from Osiris to The Rejected Realms.
  • 26 days ago: Coalition EVE was refounded in Osiris.

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