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The Unholy LOLWUTempire of Coalition EVE

“Momento Mori - ORLLY?!??!!!!!!111”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Unholy LOLWUTempire of Coalition EVE is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Luld Lolwut with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.465 billion Coalition EVEians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EVE LOLWUTEmpire City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, and insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Coalition EVE's national animal is the Mystic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is LOLWUTianity, and its currency is the Shamooni.

Coalition EVE is ranked 79th in the Rejected Realms and 6,014th in the world for Best Weather, with 166 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Coalition EVE was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Populations (last census: Top 1%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Coalition EVE, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Coalition EVE, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Coalition EVE, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Coalition EVE, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 13 days ago: Coalition EVE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • 13 days ago: Coalition EVE was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • 23 days ago: Coalition EVE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Coalition EVE, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Coalition EVE, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Shamooni battlesuits.

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