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The Unholy LOLWUTempire of Coalition EVE

“Momento Mori - ORLLY?!??!!!!!!111”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms


The Unholy LOLWUTempire of Coalition EVE is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Luld Lolwut with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.512 billion Coalition EVEians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EVE LOLWUTEmpire City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, and insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Coalition EVE's national animal is the Mystic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is LOLWUTianity, and its currency is the Shamooni.

Coalition EVE is ranked 3,389th in the Rejected Realms and 115,873rd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -24 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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