The United States of Club662 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 43.015 billion Club662ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The thriving Club662ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,392 trillion Hennessies a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,610 Hennessies , but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 156,976 per year while the poor average 15,770, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Club662's national animal is the ox.

Club662 is ranked 255,917^th in the world and 6,676^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.87 law-abiding acts per hour.