The Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.201 billion CLUians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse CLUian economy, worth a remarkable 6,847 trillion arcade tokens a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 261,344 arcade tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and trade is bringing a wide selection of strange resources and technologies into CLU although importers have the highest mortality rate in the nation (CLU has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CLU is ranked 1st in Discordia and 2,613th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 17 hours ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: CLU fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: CLU fell out of the regional Top 5% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 5 days ago: CLU fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 8 days ago: CLU fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • 11 days ago: CLU fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Influential.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in CLU, trade is bringing a wide selection of strange resources and technologies into CLU although importers have the highest mortality rate in the nation (CLU has found 2 easter eggs).
  • 13 days ago: CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Forever Fields".
  • 13 days ago: CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Cooperation in Science Act"".
  • 13 days ago: CLU changed the regional password in Discordia.

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