The Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.023 billion CLUians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse CLUian economy, worth a remarkable 6,751 trillion arcade tokens a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 259,456 arcade tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CLU is ranked 13th in Discordia and 123,118th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -487 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 19 hours ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in CLU, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in CLU, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • 13 days ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 days ago: CLU fell out of the world Top 1% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 21 days ago: CLU fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.

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