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The Empire of CLU

“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Discordia

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The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 25.596 billion CLUians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. The average income tax rate is 39%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

CLU's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the tenet of free speech is held dear, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the arcade token.

CLU is ranked 13th in Discordia and 109,695th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -4 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 19 hours ago

  • 2 days 11 hours ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in CLU, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in CLU, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in CLU, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 4 days ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: CLU's influence in Discordia rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • 5 days ago: CLU was endorsed by The Federation of Black Copters.
  • 6 days ago: CLU lost the position of Discordia WA Delegate to The Federation of Black Copters.
  • 6 days ago: CLU lost the endorsement of The Federation of Black Copters.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in CLU, CLU's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

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