The Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.383 billion CLUians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse CLUian economy, worth a remarkable 6,900 trillion arcade tokens a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 261,550 arcade tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and trade is bringing a wide selection of strange resources and technologies into CLU although importers have the highest mortality rate in the nation (CLU has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CLU is ranked 3rd in Discordia and 139,335th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -52 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: CLU fell out of the world Top 1% for Safest.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: CLU fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn the Pacific".
  • 9 days ago: CLU fell out of the regional Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 14 days ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: CLU fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 19 days ago: CLU fell out of the regional Top 5% for Rudest Citizens.
  • 22 days ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 24 days ago: CLU fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • 25 days ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.

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