The Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.085 billion CLUians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming CLUian economy, worth a remarkable 7,344 trillion arcade tokens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 261,492 arcade tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's image rights are the strictest in the world, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CLU is ranked 1st in Discordia and 6,079th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 1%).
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend BearNation".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor.

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