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The Empire of CLU

“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Discordia

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The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.853 billion CLUians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment is also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse CLUian economy, worth a remarkable 6,427 trillion arcade tokens a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,612 arcade tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CLU is ranked 1st in Discordia and 953rd in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 4 hours ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 5 days ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: CLU fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 15 days ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 days ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Populations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 23 days ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • 24 days ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 25 days ago: CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in CLU, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.

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